~~ Matt Quotes ~~
Jesse ~ "He calls me little one, and I'm taller than him."
Frankie ~ "When Matt and Jesse go to the mall, they shop like two girls."
Jesse ~ "Matt is the only one who brings homework to our rehearsals ... He has a 95 average!"
Jesse ~ "No thanks, I wanna stay mad at Matt." (Matt asked him if he wanted a drink and he said okay, but Matt only came back wit one for himself)
Jesse ~ "Heeey .. Did you know that Matt has a pet deer and lives in a tent?"
Matt ~ "I really do live in a tent."
*Live at the Criterion Theatre* 12/99
Chris ~ "Where are we gonna put our stuff?"
Matt ~ "In the back."
Chris ~ "Out by the stage?"
Matt ~ "Yeah."
Chris ~ "Cool."
"It's too damn cold out."
Camera Guy ~ "And whats your name?"
Matt ~ "Matt. Matt Ballinger." *smiles and points to camera*
-- Straight From the Mouth of Matt Ballinger --
"That's a good picture of our chests."
"I cannot work under these conditions!"
"I need a drink!"
"Write rainbow, too!"
"I want to be on Temptation Island!"
"When I need to deal with the stress, I go to my hot tub!"
"My friends have started their own boy band."
"You tape Roswell?"
"You taped Roswell?!"
"We are single and loving it!"
"Jesses resting his brain. He says its farted out."
"He doesnt like when people make him think hard." (About Jesse)
"We are all flirts!"
"One of our goals is to preform in England, especially Albania! I was just playin [about Albania]."
"I wanted to be an investment banker. I actually retired from the show business for a year after doing 'The Sound of Music'. I just wanted to be a normal kid for awhile."