.:+:. Jesse Quotes .:+:.
Frankie ~ "When Matt and Jesse go to the mall, they shop like two girls."
Greg ~ "Heres a secret about Jesse that nobody knows ... *whispering* Jesse likes feet!"
Claudia Swan ~ "Ugh, I could smack that kid sometimes!"
Frankie ~ "Jess will probably kill me for telling you this, but one time, Chris dared him to try on woman's panties ... He put them on his head. He said that Chris didnt say how he had to wear them."
Frankie ~ "He has nightmares about some strange fan cornering him and trying to kiss him."
Matt ~ "Jesse's resting his brain. He says it's farted out."
Matt ~ "He doesnt like when people make him think hard."
Greg ~ "We play tons of tricks on each other all the time. It's a lot of fun when we dont get in trouble for them in which we often do. I cant think of a best prank, but I think one of the most recent ones was when Matt and I were hanging out at one of the hotel's pools where we were found by a big group of fans. We told them we were throwing a party that night and gave them all Jesse's room number. We told the girls to meet us there at 11:30pm because we knew Jesse had his own room and wouldnt be back until midnight. We waited for the girls in his room and let them all in. We told them to wait there for a while and that Matt and I would be back soon. A few minutes later Jesse returned to his room full of Dream Street Fans. When he walked in he got so scared. It was really funny."
Chris ~ "Jesse has a chipped tooth."
-- Talking to/Conversations wit Jesse --
Frankie ~ "She's too old Jesse."
Jesse ~ "We have to change our favorite candy, dude." (talking to Chris)
Jesse ~ "Give her one of Greg's lines."
Chris ~ "You're not like any other girl."
Jesse ~ "Matt lives in a tent and has a pet deer."
Matt ~ "I really do live in a tent."
Jesse ~ "Geeze ... Did he break your camera again?"
Frankie *shoves Jesse in the side*
Jesse ~ "Ouch!"
Frankie ~ "Can you hit him for me?"
Chris ~ "I like dogs."
Jesse ~ "You are a dog."
Do you feel any different now that you're 15?
Jesse ~ "Yup, I feel ...... dumber." *laughs*
PopStar Magazine: "How does a girl know if you're interested in her?"
Jesse ~ "Yeah, I'd probably start following her, giving her looks."
Jesse ~ "I've always wanted to seim in a pool full of peanut butter."
Chris ~ "You may want to swim in a pool full of peanut butter but I want toswim in a pool full of pina coladas!"
*Live At the Criterion Theatre (Dream Street Live in Concert)* 12/99
Make up artist ~ "Ya gotta girlfriend? Huh?"
Jesse ~ "Yeah, kind of. I'm trying to .."
Greg ~ "I bet you anything. I bet you - friendly bet - that I fall on my ass during the double spin."
Jesse ~ "Oh. Oh yeah." *laughs, coughs, and shakes Greg's hand*
Jesse ~ "Joy of Cola! Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ..."
*checks himself out in mirror. fixs hair. sips sprite. drops sprite. jumps up*
"Oooooh SHOOT! ... Guys, oh..."
*Frankie walks in* "Oh my god Jesse! What the hell did you do?"
*pushes Frankie outta way* "Brian! Brian! I just spilled Sprite on my pants!"
Frankie *tying pants* "What the hell's wrong with you?!"
Brian ~ "Use the hair dryer."
Frankie ~ *laughs* "Jesse's like rrrr (making hairdryer noises)"
Jesse ~ "Dont get this on camera!"
*Chris and Frankie keep pointing at Jesse. They bang heads. Chris falls back dramatically*
Jesse ~ "No."
Matt ~ "Why not? It's gonna be so funny."
Jesse said something back.
Chris ~ "Why would you want to do that?"
Jesse ~ "Why would you wanna do that Matt? Huh, Matt? Matt?"
Greg ~ "Where's Frankie?"
Jesse ~ "Frank!"
-- Straight From the Mouth of Jesse McCartney --
"Only if you call us Boy Wonder."
"I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet."
"Naw ... just no."
"I dont even know what that means!"
"We gotta keep the fans happy."
"Yeah, okay, I got it all over me."
"Okay, someone just totally elbowed my nuts."
"You're gonna pierce your nipple?!"
"Greg look at her boob."
"Hey sexy! What are you, 5 years old?"
"Can you oink oink?"
"Dude, they're Ducks! They QUACK!"
"I'm so confused!"
"Chris makes fun of me for singing with the Sugar Beats."
12/29/01 Concert
"So how many of you girls are single?"
*crowd screams*
*in a hott and sexy-like kinda way* "So are we." *turns and walks away*
"Spank me baby!"
"I suck candy!"
"I wonder whose the one that farts a lot."
"Dude, your dad looks weird man."
"Do you kill your own food?"
"One time Frankie dropped his microphone and Greg tripped on it."
"Fine, I am a liar, see I just lied!"
"Someone just asked if I was Jesse and I said 'no'."
"He calls me little one, and I'm taller than him." (About Matt)
"Matt is the only one who brings homework with him to our rehearsals ... He has a 95 average!"
"Dont lip sync, this isnt Britney Spears." (This is one of my favorites. Only cuz I dont like BS.)
"No thanks, I want to stay mad at Matt." (Matt asked Jesse if he wanted anything to drink and he said okay, but Matt only came back wit a drink for himself.)
"Yeah, he's really obsessed with his hair ... but it looks good. Ya gotta hand it to the kid." (about none other than Chris!)
"I'm so confused I just wanna hide!"
"That new guy sucks."
"Peantu butter is my life!"
"We do know how to push each others buttons, that's part of the fun."
"Matt, look, I got a picture of peanut butter!"