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It's good to know no one's paying much attention to the Jumble corner of the web. I'm mildly displeased our fanfare hasn't been much heard yet, but hey. Its took a while for the Hindenburg to explode didn't it?
As usual, if you have anything you wanna say, or just feel the need to admit you |
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actually read this drivel, or you have something to contribute, then write us via [email protected]
And now kids, say it with me (you ARE there arent you?)..JUMBLE! |
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Couple a' months back, we ran a report on web-sites featuring the eternal question: Ginger or Mary-Ann? However, upon further thought and surfing, I've decided the more important question to posit is: Jennifer or Bailey? Sure, its a slightly more obscure query than the Gilligans Island one, as not EVERYONE has seen the classic "WKRP in Cincinatti". But forget that and answer this debate among men: Sweet, innocent Bailey, or....Burt Reynolds' ex? (Not besmitrching the Bandit tho').
Come to think of it, I feel Bailey was probably a hellion in the sack despite her librarian exterior. And Jennifer probably couldn't have pleased poor Herb. Check the picture above, and see if you agree Tarlick picked the wrong babe. Didn't Johnny Fever have something for Bailey? And to read up on this more interesting topic than Bush vs. Kerry, go here. |
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Ignore what the other heroes are saying, and focus on Batmans comment/thought. Do I even wanna ASK what it's all about? What the hell could it be he DID to Robin? But Flash...isn't the 'kiss of death' some sorta tantric thing? From the sublime site Progressive Ruin . |
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Oh dear. I could ask a plethora of questions about this, listed as one of the Worst Album Covers of All Time. And its not difficult to understand. OK...its Julies 16th Birthday, whoop-dee. So...whats she doing in a bar with a 45 year old redneck? What's he drunkenly consoling her for? Is JULIE drunk too? Was it the sweet beard that attracted Julie? Ah, you make up your own now. It's far too easy. |
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You know, professional celebrity look-alikes are creepy enough. But how vapid is our American culture that we feel we must celebrate those that their friends have told "hey, you sorta remind me of...". Never mind the insult any guy would feel if informed he resembled a Backstreet Boy. But heres a 'dude' that actually bases his life and looks on one of these 'singers'! Well, its disturbing. And what blind old woman told this coot he looked just like John McCain? A little like Johnny Carson, mebbe? Hell, why can't people be happy with themselves these days? Oh yea, this is America. |
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If you thought a whole website devoted to broccoli was odd, well I've got one here for ya kids. A whole mega-byte of bandwidth wasted on those rabid little nut-busters, the SQUIRRELS!! Well, WHY, you might well ask? Hell if I know. I can tell you a squirrel once got into our house and lived under stuffed animals for a week or so. My wife says I screamed when we were trying to run it out of the house, but I don't recall. They're rabid, you know. |
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Kids these days say comics aren't for them, theres nothing interesting. Well, read what that nosey bitch is saying about our little house painting friend here. Hot damn! Comic book lesbians!! Well, that beats the hell outta Spider-Man anyday. "Strange Girl"? Depends. Has she met Peter Parkers ex, Gwen? Now THAT would make a comic book. BTW...that one story title, "Let Your Fingers Do the Walking"....that sounds interesting too, if taken out of context,of course. Where's the fun otherwise? |
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You're a seven year old boy looking for some fun. The new Star Wars figures aren't out yet. All the Batman figures suck. So what to do? Well, its obvious: The Harriet Tubman Action Playset. Look out!! Runaway donkey!! Harriet to the rescue! The chimney is about to collapse on Zeke the Bird-dog! Swoosh!!! Harriet hits the scene! AND it comes with a whole book! And turkey dinner to boot. |
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Yeah, yeah, its our obligatory Travolta dig. This website selling Travolta scrap book material is all I could dig up, and the only thing I could think of scanning the oodles of creamy John was...."Travolta Spoiled Brat"? Well, one, I'm assuming this was LONG ago, since John hasn't been of brat age in some time. And two, who wouldn't be spoiled having Lily Tomlin rubbing your luxurious locks? Maybe that's why he wanted to quit Kotter. I can't read the article talking about that, but it's like,"work with Gabe Kaplan, or Lily Tomlin?"; Well, it's no contest really. |
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I saved the best for last this time. From our friends over at Stupid.com comes something all the kids'll be clamouring for come the holidays: Chocka-CaCa. Yes, chocolate 'candy' wrapped in a diaper-like thingy. More tasteless than Courtney Love. If such a thing can be said with any certainty of truth. |
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Join us again for some hot, fresh and tasty JUMBLE!
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