Tuesday, April 18th 2000


    Alright, I admit it, I have falled to the two evils upon this earth... The Backstreet Boys and N*Sync.
I'm sorry, I don't know how it happened.. I think it all started with Larger than Life or Bye Bye Bye Seriously, who can sit through that music video without wanting to dance to that, and thanks to my seventh hour open study hall I have learned most of the dance that goes with it...  I know it's a pretty big change, but it's not like that I can name them although I think there's a Joey in there somewhere; which band? I have no clue. The only one I'm positive about is Lance 'cause my cousin Hillary worships him and thinks he's the sexiest thing on earth... PLEASE!
  Now it also occured to me that perhaps all along I did not hate the band... but the fans... All those annoying former and sometimes current DiCrapio fans screaming at them everytime they get within 20 miles of the poor guys. C'mon some of them are married, others are engaged I think between the 2 bands there's only 3 guys who aren't engaged or married but they have girlfriends.. I think. Now all of you fans who are reading this page and taking offense... I hate to say it but.. well actually I take great pleasure in saying this... YOU'RE JUST A FAN, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND MARRY YOU  crimini get over it... I don't even think it's right to call them fans.. I'd have to say.... stalkers. You know the type that pore through Seventeen, YM, Teen and those other teeny-bopper in America magazines that only feed these sad obsessions. The only people I think you could call fans are the closet ones cause they generally aren't thinking about the bodies of these mis-used publicity boys, they're thinking about the intent behind the songs, and the harmonies they've managed to sing while dancing. Seriously, I don't think I could hold anything but the melody, (and even that would be a challenge) if I had to dance those routines...
  And yes  I know they didn't exactly "form" a band like most others did.. but that doesn't mean they're not musicians... they're singing aren't they??? As long as they're singing they're musicians, the day they pull a Milli Vanilli is the day I renounce their existance... and now since if I keep typing it's gonna get repetitive I'll have to say Bye Bye Bye