| An Ode To Bessie Bessie, you're a piece of shit you really piss me off. Everytime I want to go somewhere, You're being a god damn bitch Bessie, you're a dirty whore. Good lord I want to kill you I'll be laughing when you finally die. Bessie I think I should have pawned you off You could be someone else's waste of time. Bessie, you're a money-eating P.O.S and I wish to god you'd die But I guess, for a fucking retard van, I'm kinda glad you're mine. (yes this is my loving ode to my van) |