Yoink
January 4, 2002. 1:11 AM.
Yeah, and Happy New Year everyone.
Blah blah blah. How are you? I'm fine. Social conventions suck ass. I don't want to have another painful conversation as long as I live. Good Lord. If you don't have anything to say to someone, don't fucking say anything. That's my new motto. That and a healthy dose of antisocial socialism. Fuck you is also my new motto. I'm a fuckin' plethora of new fucking mottos. That and I like to swear all of a sudden-like. That and I'm going to become a lush. Yummy Crown Royal I need some of you in my system immediately. I will return shortly. I just remembered why I don't generally do shots. They taste like ass. Ass aged a few years, but ass none the less. Is nonetheless one word? I'm pretty sure it is. Who gives a flying fuck? Not me, not you, no one, that's what I thought. So, you wanna be a rockstar? No, neither do I. I want to sit at home and grunt dismissively when ppl approach me. Yup, that's what I want to do. I also want to never talk to you again. Yeah, you. I don't want to talk to you ever again. Now before the more sensitive of my viewers take offense, I don't really mean you. I mean the other you. The one that's always pissing me off. I don't want to talk to that dick ever again. Him or his imaginary friend. That is one gnarly dude. I said gnarly dude.
I will hold out. I will not make the first move. I will make this appear to be a drunken ramble when in fact it is a pissed off ramble. Look ma, few spelling mistakes.
I won't even hide this one like the other one. Who cares what I think? Not me... no sire. I don't give a flying fuck. I said flying fuck and I thought about pointing to myself but that would have been counterproductive. Allow me to analyze that word. Counter - space in the kitchen, Product - a thing I buy to make myself feel better, Ive - Hive without the H. So if I'm counterproductive do I put beehives over the things I've purchased to hide them in the kitchen? Probably not, but it was an interesting exercise. Yes ma'am, an interesting exercise in futility. Futility. Now that's a word.
Word.
Now that was an exercise in futility. But what an exercise!
Ramble ramble ramble. No officer, I have not been drinking tonight. Ramble Ramble Ramble Three times three is nine. Nine white slabs of tofu for Mitzi, the tofu-loving whore.
Yeah, so I didn't hold out. I'm human. Human like your mama. Yes sir. Unless your mom's an alien in which case that sentence does not hold true.
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That's secret code. If you haven't yet broken it legitimately, it's the only ingenious thing I've produced. Having said that, you will surely break it. You know, when I'm rich and famous, I'll have to get rid of this page so ppl won't be able to hold anything against me. Oh well, that won't happen for a while...
I want to go on a road trip reading week. Anyone welcome. Even strangers if they pay for gas and such. Yes sirree.
Well, that's enough unintentional incoherence for the night. I have to go to bed so I can work. Yay work, or not. Fuck that noise, I'm going home. Home, home on the range.
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I am a genius. Pure and simple. A genius who hates school. A genius that was once smart but is now part of the rabble. Yes, the rabble. Not an intelligent thought in my brain. Well, maybe a few but whenever something truly witty comes out of my mouth one of the few souls apparently stupider than I doesn't laugh. "We were just having a little pillow talk." Yeah, it was funny since we WERE talking about pillows but had NOT just engaged in intercourse. Get it? Blink, blink, blind. I can see you don't. No matter. I am part of the rabble and as a consequence don't matter much. If you don't understand it's b/c I am of limited intelligence. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Ejyrbrt/
January 6, 1:35 AM.
Ppl don't suck so fucking much when you're drunk. Yeah, they don't suck at all. I'm practicing antisocial socialism. Yup! So I am. Hi Tasha, hi Mike , hi Sam, hi drunk ppl. Hi yo hi sex and diamonds. Bye. 12:08 AM, January 7,
So apparently this page is too long so I'm transferring the passage I've been working on here.
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