Well, my friends (new and old, I try not to discriminate), I have always thought too fast for my mouth to keep up. As a result, I often coin new words and phrases b/c actual words and phrases are said too quickly and become morphed into something cooler. As well, I made a very loose reference to a possible definitions page, so it's only fair to have one. Also included are cool words I found in my travels as a human being.
Here are some of "my" exciting words - alphabetically, of course. By the way, I consider a new word successful if I get more than two other people saying it when I'm not in their presence.
Chazlyne - I convinced my sister back when she was 13 that my new friend (Amanda) was called Chazlyne. She fell for it for a few weeks and consequently I still think it's worthy of web page space.
Ex: Hey sis, this is my new friend Chazlyne.
Koala-ty -the way you should say quality when someone's work/joke/observation isn't really full of quality at all.
Ex: Gee, that was a really funny joke. It was koala-ty.
Lootard (successful) - the combination of a loser and a retard. It has friendly connotations, although by strict definition it shouldn't.
Ex: Marlene just walked into a post b/c she wasn't looking where she was going while checking out a hot guy. She's such a lootard!
Mofo - "It's a mother fucker, Lisa."
Ex: There are too many for me to come up with a funny one now.
Retardidity - exactly like stupidity except with more syllables.
Ex: Stephanie often thinks 1+1=3. That's just retardidity!
Note: Occasionally, 1+1 can equal 3, so Steff just suffers from retardidity sometimes.
Urban Cheese - really herb and cheese, as in an herb and cheese bagel. It's just funnier if you slur and say urban cheese.
Ex: Lindsay loves urban cheese. It's way better than rural cheese in her opinion.
Note: Lindsay doesn't even really like most cheeses. So this examply doesn't really apply and that's why it's funny.
WWAD - What would Alf do? This is a way of life for most who live by Alf's doctrine. Very similar to WWJD.
Ex: Most ppl who hate cats always ask themselves WWAD when they come into contact with one and the answer is invariably eat the cat.
Zoanthropy - the obsessive delusion that one has become a beast.
Ex: Derek suffers from zoanthropy a lot. That's why he lives at the ROH.
As you can see, I don't have a lot to put up. I really can't think of any more at the moment. I will add when I see fit.
Don't worry, my web page is almost finished. There's only one sub-thing left to peruse. Go back to it! I'm sure you know how, by now.