Now don't go getting the wrong idea!

The only reason I would even think of not paying homage to her is b/c anything I type could not even come close to describing how super-duper she is. Who else would allow me to throw ice chunks from her newly-defrosted freezer onto neighbouring buildings? Who else would trust me to take care of her apartment and believe that I didn't rent the space out to prostitutes in her absence? Who else else would fall asleep in front of me in Tim Hortons and not even realize what's going when she comes to (three seconds later)? Who else would spend hours talking to me at the local coffee shop, repeatedly warding off homeless ppl seeking donations (for the second time in the same night; You give once, that's fine. Two or three times?!? I'm only a poor student...)?

You got it - it's Lindsay. She's super great!

Lindsay, I salute you!

Go back. (You know the drill.)