What is the perfect woman?
I'll answer you like this-
She is the one who knows how best
To give her man instant bliss.

She's always ready and willing
No matter the time of day
And in order to be perfect
Ready for any desired way
She knows how to cook and clean
And never needs to complain
She knows how to keep quiet
Through all the hurt and pain
She'll go to work every morning
To bring home some money
Then she'll work all night
To give her man his honey
She'll know all she needs to know
About all pleasurable deeds
And always volunteer herself
To fulfill her husband's needs
She's not afraid of going down
Or taking it up the ass
As long as he gets happy
She won't fuss or sass
She'll turn her back on friends
And on her family too
If that is what her man
Demands of her to do
She'll take the blame for everything
And she will always demure
To the will of her man
Even if it isn't pure
And she won't want children
Until he says she can
And she won't spend their money
Without the permission of her man
She'll be happy with her life
And never ask for any more
And she'll never need to threaten
To walk on out the door
And she'll never need to hear
The words I love you dear
She shall have to be content
To always live in fear
That one day he won't be there
Because she couldn't satisfy
And so he had to leave her
So he could get his piece of pie
And then when he has gone
She will die to get him back
Or simply she will fade away
If his presence she did lack
And most importantly of all
The perfect woman has to be
The most beautiful girl
That anyone will ever see
So hot that she melts metal
And makes men hot with desire
So hot she can stop traffic
And ignite a giant fire
She must have a body
To make men want to cry
And if they are too weak
Cause certain men to die
The perfect woman would be
Many things all in one
And always kept up nicely
So she never looks undone
Whatever she has to do
She does what all she can
But most importantly of all
She's does it for her man.