There's this moron at ESPN.com who wrote a story about the Cincinnati Bengals Football fans. He said "When God was passing out football common sense that bengals fans were at the bar getting drunk". I thought about and have have a great response.......So what! I have been to Philadelphia, Detroit, Atlanta, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Baltimore, and Washington D.C, and nobody buys beer like Cincinnati Bengals fans.......not even close. Football is for loud cheering fans.......not newborns and 2 year olds (Detroit), or old folks with there hands on they're hips (Indianapolis) Since becoming a beer vendor I have gained insight on this. Indoor Football is retarded...yes I said retarded! People in Indianapolis are so dumn they occasionally cheer for the opposing team.......I have seen it with my own eyes...Too stupid to look at the field?........I have seen women bring in newborn babes to a Detroit Lions game. What's worse than retarded! I have seen people in Cleveland just sit there the whole game in anger like someone forced them to watch a Browns game....even when the BROWNS ARE WINNING!!!! I was told in Philadelphia...... I would tip you guys, but you make too much money........I make $2000 a year jack*&^!!!!!!!!..Who in they're right mind would actually walk around carrying 80 pounds of beer up and down aisles in 30 degree weather.........Me...........and a few other guys. That's why Cinci is the best.
Not only do we have TBDBVITL!!!!!!!!!!!!! But we are TMBDFLFTTGLEM!!!!!!!!
that's The Most Beer Drinkin Football Lovin Fans That The Good Lord Ever Made! |
