my full name is: Tobias Robin Canham-James


most people call me: Toby


people have called me: Tibs, Tibias, Tobias, Ferret, Tobes.


i wish people would call me: anything but Tobias.


i hate when people call me: Tobias, a twat.


my birthplace and birthday are: Jedda, Saudi Arabia, 28th June 1981


my favourite colors are: Red.


my distinguishing characteristics consist of: hair, 2 eyes, a nose, mouth, 2 ears, tall.


my current home is: Brampton, Cambridgeshire.


my education consists of: 1985-1992 Godmanchester Primary School, 1992-1999 Hinchingbrooke School/6th Form, 1999-2000 Loughborough Uni (til I failed!)


in year 6 I: didn't like girls.


the names of every pet i've ever had are: Gremlin (cat), Poppy (cat), Tom (rat), Barney and Pippin (cats) and about 100 nameless goldfish.


I'm doing this questionnaire because: Julia asked me to.


i tend to overuse: my mouth, I spew out random babble too much.


if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it would be... why?: somone in Jenbars life, so I could meet her and make her life happier.


some cds i can't live without are: SP: "Asylum" Senser, "www.com" Pitchshifter, "Done and Dusted" Dust Junkys, "Look What I almost stepped in" The Vandals, "Spirit" Jewel and loadsa other stuff.


5 books i can't live without are: sooooo many to list!!


to completely relax i: I listen to music and do stuff on the pooter. Or watch the sky at night.


some of my strange habits include: stealing other peoples lil phrases (defo, peeny, bad-ass etc etc) getting dressed as late as humanely possible


my favorite beverages are: 7up, Sprite, OJ, vodka and vodka based drinks.


i'm addicted to: the internet, buying more CDs, Jenbars poetry.


I spend my day working as: a hamburger technician (McDs)

my imaginary job(s) is: working for a bad ass music mag.


i drive around in: whatever it is my friends drive.


i'm really afraid of: dying, never falling in love.


ten things that get me wobbly are: Jenbars poetry, Buffy, Faith, bad-ass skanky music, Claire Gibbs, Laura Mayes...can't really think of anything else offhand.


when i have the munchies, i snack on: raisins, Nutella on Rich Tea biscuits, whatever chocolate is in the house.


my real heros are: no one.


my fictional heros are: no one. I don't aspire to be anyone but me.


my anti-heros are: Westlife and all the bands they are clones off.


something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is: travel loads abroad, South America, New Zealand etc.


my family consists of: my mum, some of my friends.


The sport i live to watch is: nowt.


the sport i really get into playing is: nothing. Me and sports aren't very compatible.


something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: my friend Ben who died 3 months ago. I never got to say goodbye.


i can't fucking stand: trendies, twats, liars, my sister, my dad (utter cunt), pop music, my boss, all the manufactured boy band twats, the owners of melody Maker.


the things i'm incredibly grateful for are: weed, my bed, vodka, the internet, Jenbar, my friends (well some of them)


if my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, it would be: My address book and my CDs. Thats it. I'd let everything else buuuuuuurn! Apart from my cats cos they're bad ass.


as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool: American Beauty, anything by Kevin Smith, Shawshank Redemption, The Crow, the Matrix.


the way i am most afraid to die is: burning alive or drowning.


my current theme song is: Cosmonaut by At The Drive-In or Adrenalin by Senser.


one moment that changed my life was: when I found out Ben died.


something i've done since i was a kid is: not liked brussel sprouts or beer.


something i want the world to know is: Leave me the fuck alone. Now. Or I'll make you eat your own liver.