Recipe of the week

Week 1:  5/9/00: Mushroom Fools

1. Take the Bob Monkhouse and batter him lightly with a large meat clove.
2. Place the flour and eggs into a small bowl and tip over your head smiling continuously.
3. Next, pour yourself a large glass of asses milk, or if you prefer freshly squeezed asses milk, if you have an ass tied up somewhere in a field. Insert two small drinking straws into your nostrils and drink the premium larger. By this pint you may wish to lie down until you vomit violently.
4. After vomiting, take Bob and place him in a freezer bag and label "sad and unfunny little man", then store in your freezer.
5.Next take the 400g of mushrooms, yes that's it, handle them gently, with care and love.
6. Replace the mushrooms back to the shop and demand that you have dead mushrooms.

Ingredients:
400kg White button mushrooms
72g self spanking flour
8kmls low calorie larger
One carton of ass's milk (or milk from an ass, which ever is in stock)
6 large eggs
Bob Monkhouse

Week 2::  10/9/00: The chocolatey chocolate thingy vaguely resembling the millenium dome.

This is Hannah's recipe and will be following shortly........