K, so I have some great news aboot our great members, lol. But first, I am very roud to say that today I made a ******-**** *** at work today....so the first one who guesses correctly will get something ...I dunno what yet, it may be a mouth full of abuse ir it may be an all expenses trip to Bentilee.... have a go. I bet u wont guess. Yeah, so anyways we have our own little Mr. Clever Dick Andy. He's passed his exams so he gets to stay at Uni, so let's all give a BIG YEY!!!!, for him and wish him well on his expedition into Lianne cartman's ass.
And another maybe not so important announcement is that Corinne (fucke u iu've spelte uri anem correctically!) yeah so anyways she's joining the UGland work force next week, she went for her first DTM today and will soon be joining me to take the piss out of stupid ppl who don't know that you have to knock 4 Tigers down to get a prize. I#m actually laffin' now cuz i bet u wont ever guess what i made....Hainsey might...well might I dunno. But as always...well maybe not always, i'll stop with the self thought shite and cut the crap... I wached BASEketball last night!. Yey for Greg who gallantly taped it for me and made me a happy little SParky,lol. It's one of the best films I've EVER seen, and that's saying something. It's on he same level as BLU and Cannibal, it's absolutely great, but what's even more great is that i ordered Orgazmo on VHS whihc also stars my hero's Matt and Trey.K, well my coffe is getting cold, it's grrrreat cuz I told my mother to buy me loads incase we couldn't get tot Tesco cuz we had no petrol, so now what will Julia do with 4 large jars of coffee????, hmmmmm.......
K, well today is the 10th of september and yeah, i have been to work....and yeah it sucks. That's news for u!.
Come on u assholes, send me stuff and erm... whatever just let me know stuff so i can tell the other DMS members.......please???
K, well methinks today is the 12th and i'm sitting listening to Greenday on 'net radio. Why can't Radio 1 have a 24hr Alternative station??...oh yeah i know why... it's crap and moslty only good for having that stupid Sarah cox fucking about on it.
It's great cuz most ppl in my IT class knows more than our teacher...which is nice. I've written another 4 scripts but i wont send them out until a couple of weeks. I still have to update the members page by putting in all of your questionnaires but due to BT fucking up all the time, I can't stay on the net for a decent amount of time.Hmmm... seeing as I'm moaning now, i'll have a go at C4. Why ever in God's name they have to put the repeat of Chef's Chocolate Slaty Balls on next week I shall never know. they should just scrap crappy Big Bro. and put 24hr SP on, they'd have me watchin for a start. I also dont like having no petrol, cuz i f i run out of my fav. caffeine beverage I will die.lol. Hmmm, why dois no one post on the message board?????. WHY????? I need to know...moslty. K, hmmmm who has a Foo Fighters album they wanna lend to me?, please, come on I need a does of the mpretty quickly or else I may resort to listening to that "band" who sings Bye Bye Bye... can't think what they're... oh yeah N'Sync.
Why the fuck do i know that?.... hmm maybe methinks just possibly i should do some at art hmk for tom, and anyways i've written far too much. Look down... yup that's it, look at the floor.... see, I've bored the pants of u!. They dropped down and fallen down your ankles....actually this is a very good excuse for a few ppl whom i could mention ,lol. And congratualatons to Corinne who has a job at Towers with me!!!!.... ha ha ha together we shall take them on and fecking well bring 'em down!!!.
