my full name is: Julia Helen Lund
most people call me: Julia, Remer, bitch, nasty ungrateful little sod, "ohmigod, runaway!!"
people have called me: Jooge, Joo, Jules, Julie, Juliea, bitch, ignorant, evil, insane,
i wish people would call me: by my name, otherwise Homebrew, Authoritahhh, She Ra, She who kicks pigeons in the Park but had to stop cuz it got dark, Interpreter of the Mushroom Lords, Remer as in Doug Remer BASEketball star!
i hate when people call me: Ju, Jooge, Joo, Jules, Julie, Juliea, Julie or anything that causes offence to beavers!
my birthplace and birthday are: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire in England, UK, 7th/11th/1983
my favourite colors are: Black, purple, dark, crimson, green, black and black
my distinguishing characteristics consist of: evil eyes, sarcastic cynnical personality, dark brown hair (ha ha now dyed black and sometimes sprayed purply blue!) and dark brown eyes, not being very nice, an all round bitch, not being overlly tall.
my current home is: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire, (near Birmingham and Manchester)
my education consists of: 1986-1995 St. Werburgh’s C.E Primary School in Kingsley, 1995-2000 Painsley Catholic High School, Cheadle. And now a crappy place I hate like crazy... Moorlands 6th Form " we have loads of pva and scissors in our art room... really we do!, they just go home for the night and don't come back, or they might be hiding in one of the many cupboards!" "there is no place you at this" Centre, Cheadle
in year 6 I: wanted to ritually sacrifice all my dinnerladies, speak a different language, be a software designer, take the SB club onto the next level.
the names of every pet i've ever had are: 32 Russian Dwarf Hamsters, Mindy (Yorkshire Terrier), Benny (whom my caring and loving mother(!!) has just taken to the vets on this very day to be put down 18/5/01), Rosie, Poppy, Sticky, Dandy (bunny’s), Billy (budgie), Mary Kipling (imaginary friend)
I’m doing this questionnaire because: I wanted my own cult... ahem i mean society, I love the 'net and email and i am the leader, founder of the Dead Mushroom Society. I am also the only semi human being that can interpret Cling Film- the language of the mushroom Lords..
i tend to overuse: my mouth (by swearing!), peoples patience, my computer, coffee machines, my bank account,eyeliner!.
if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it would be... why?: An animator for PIXAR in the U.S, then I would have good gorunds to meet Matt Stone and Trey Parker and do a show with them and get Seth Green to do a voice for it.
some cds i can't live without are:
South Park: SP: BLU, Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics, Chef Aid, Pitchshifter: Submit, Deviant, anything, Nirvana: Nevermind and anything by them, Greenday: Insomniac, Dookie, Warning, Nimrod all of them really, Offspring: Smash, Ixnay on the hombre, Conspiracy Of One, Americana, The Offspring, Cradle of Filth: Midian, Slipknot: Slipknot, Lit: Tripping the light fantastic, DumDums: It goes without saying, Lostprophets: FAKESOUNDOFPROGRESS, Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals, The Last Tour On Earth, anythin by: Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, [spunge], NOFX, Linkin Park, Autonomy, Skeeter, Linkin Park,
bands I like:
D.V.D.A, Pitchshifter, Lit, Lostprophets, Autonomy, Nirvana, Greenday, The Offspring, DumDums, Cradle of Filth, Spineshank, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, [spunge], Linkin Park, Skeeter(now three.silent.miles), Kill II This, Rancid, Agnostic Front, Pennywise, Looking Up, Dwarves, The Bouncing Souls, A, AFI, NOFX, Eve6, Snuff, Feeder, Blink182, Muse, Disturbed, Powerman500, etc...
5 books i can't live without are: Idon’t read that often- I don’t have the time, but I like horror and rock magazine’s like Kerrang!. I also like Lord Of The Flies and All plays by Ol' Bill Shakespeare.
to completely relax i: don’t. I’m either high on caffine or flat out doing fucking homework!
some of my strange habits include: having a great obsession with South Park and becoming an animator, getting my own way (well nearly all the time)!, doing silly voices, trying eating apples with spoons, staying up till 4am talking to ppl on the net.
my favorite beverages are: any kind of alcohol, coffee, tea, Dr. Pepper, Hot Chocolate, Coke, Newcastle Brown Ale, Strobe, Bacardi Rigo/Breezers, Buds, white wine, Carling, Stella, anything alcoholic really... wish i could say Absinthe lol!.
i'm addicted to: the internet, coffee, lying about my state of mental health, South Park, ohh and watching Buffy, and not forgetting trying to find proof that there is no god, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Monty Python, Buffy, posting on BBS Boards, my music, Napster, listenin to punk/rock/ska, drawing cartoons and not paying attention in lessons.
I spend my day working as: a student, you need qualifications to be a successful animator!, or at weeeknds and holidays, a Fun Retail Assistant at the Uk's no. 1 theme park.. ALTON TOWERS!!!!! (I'll just sneak in the site url! http://www.altontowers.com)
my imaginary job(s) is: getting paid to do fuck all, Stuart Wilkinson's hairdresser, Yahoo! surfer i spose, working for TOTP so i could posion all the popstars and they'd go home i'll so i'd call up my very good friends in the rock/punk/ska industry and tell them to come invade the studio and put somethin decent on the Tv for a change... ooooor I could be a kids TV presenter and scare them shitless so they'd all go and hang themselves becuase Tinky Winky was brutally decapitated on national TV.
i drive around in: going to college: A bloody crappy coach but I'm taking driving lessons now, so it shouldn't be too long!,lol.
i'm really afraid of: Not being an animator, the end of South Park, my hair falling out and running away from my head, when my ISP WON'T FUCKING CONNECT AND I SPEND HOURS TRYING TO CONNECT!!!!.. this makes me angry too!
ten things that get me wobbly are: ahh, define wobbly!,hmmm 10… Buffy The Vampyre Slayer (the show not the girl!), Seth Green!!!, South Park, alcohol,my favourite music, movies with Trey and Matt n them, can’t think of any others really, The Matrix being real. There is no spoon!.
when i have the munchies, i snack on: babies, no seriously...I like houmous, french stick, coffee, choc chip muffins, pizza, chocolate digestives, custard creams!, fruit.
my real heros are: Mary Kay Bergman (God rest her soul) John Lassetrer for inventing PIXAR, The Pythons, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Brian "Dexter" Holland, Kurt Cobain.
my fictional heros are: Eric Theodore Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Daria Morgandorfer, Jane Lane.
my anti-heros are: Any model or supermodel, the tarts at my college, and tarts everywhere in any college or school!..or even pop stars.. grrrrrr.
something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is: say "ill kill you" and do it, laugh at someone’s funeral, go to America, meet Matt, trey, my favourite bands and the Monty Pyhton crew!.
my family consists of: my friends, they are more important to me, oh and my ‘puter and SP videos and my rabbit Benny!. (added 18/5/01.. well thats not true anymore because SOMEONE took him to be put down today...bastards.)
The sport i live to watch is: nothing. I don’t like sport, but I love watching "Robot Wars". And I like to watching ppl kickin pigeons in the park, lol!.
the sport i really get into playing is: sod all, sitting on my ass in front of a computer screen. sport is for ppl who can't do english exams properly and have an IQ that's as low as a very low thing.
something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: my sanity, any money, my Eric Cartman pin badge, my family’s trust and approval, no fuck it I don’t care ‘bout that anyway, umm... my eyeliner went missing for a whole week and my world fell apart!, my silver parker pen.
i can't fucking stand: Pop music, country music, Techno music, Dance music, Soul music, musci that isn't metal/rock/punk/ska/alternative, trendies, vegetables, meat, eggs, fish, vinegar, non-alcoholic beverages, mini skirts, pink, moustaches, panpipes, Liverpool and Scottish accents, Windows 3.1, slow web sites, my sister, ppl I don’t like, being nice when I don’t wanna, making small talk… I could go on and oh yeah, travelling in ppl's cars who I don't really know. i hate that.. you have to talk to them and make conversation when i'd rather just not say anything.
the things i'm
incredibly grateful for are: South Park, my friends, my
computer, my modem, my dreams, my individuality, my ability to
draw silly little cartoons and do stupid voices, coffee, booze!!!,
my bed, my imagination.
If my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, itwould be: I couldn’t ever save one thing, but I would go for my computer first, or all of my photographs, my SP cd’s and videos, my rabbit, my license to kill !!!, lol!.
as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool: SP BLU, Withnail and I, Orgazmo, BASEketball, Cannibal! The Musical, Life Of Brian, The Holy Grail, The meaning Of Life, Austin Powers 1 and 2, The Matrix, Road Trip,Waynes World 1 and 2, Rosemary's Baby, DOGMA, Road Trip, Huck It, The Goobnies, The Burbs,oh and GHOSTBSTERS!!!
the way i am most afraid to die is: buring/drowning to death, one my own, being suffocated by a fat and smelly butcher
my current theme song is: It constantly changes, and seeing as it's taken me a whole year to update this Q then i won't put anything!.
one moment that changed my life was: waking up one day to discover I had gone insane and wanted to be an animator
something i've done since i was a kid is: Been a pain in the arse, eat, sleep, make a big fuss over everything, never forgive ppl and always get revenge, being a fussy eater.
something i want the world to know is: "I fucking 'ate guard dogs!" Yes, I may be crazy, I maybe..well erm, I AM insane, but at least I have the individuality to be obsessed with South Park and becoming an animator. Oh yes, when others have laughed and said I wont’ make it, I’ve shot them all in the head and carried on. One day, I will be a highly wealthy fucking famous animator… and when I am I will invite all of my true friends to come and live with me and have a big fucking party with lots of pot (plants!!), booze, punch and pie. My main invites will go to Matt, Trey and Seth Green. Thank you.. fuck, this straight jacket’s a bit too tight.. officer!? Could you just come and undo me please??..oooh and we can play a game of BASEketball too. Vive La Resistance!.