my full name is: Greg John Lowes

most people call me: Greg

people have called me: Mountie

i wish people would call me: by my name

i hate when people call me: Mountie, anything insulting

my birthplace and birthday are: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. August 14th, 1984

my favourite colors are: Black, blue, yellow, cream

my distinguishing characteristics consist of: being tall, having a Canadian accent, general weirdness.

my current home is: Butterton, Staffordshire

my education consists of: McMillan Primary (grades K-2), Fraser Elementary (grades 3-7), Painsley RC high (y8-11).

in year 6 I: was a nerd.

the names of every pet i've ever had are: Rover (dog - best dog in the world), Pearl the Hamster, and Holly the Collie.

I’m doing this questionnaire because: I'm bored shitless.

i tend to overuse: the phrase "bored shitless"

if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it would be... why?: will smith because he's done everything (movies, music, you name it), and he's fuckin rich too.

some cds i can't live without are: moist "creature", metallica "black album", anything by radiohead that's not too depressing, like "the bends". Any KoRn album

5 books i can't live without are: The Flying Scorcerers by Larry Niven, Desperation by Stephen King, Lightening by Dean Koontz, Insomnia by S.K., The Exocist by WP Blattey.

to completely relax i: lie down on my bed and listen to something really heavy (really!)

some of my strange habits include: playing guitar so much that my eyes go funny, never getting a hangover.

my favorite beverages are: Red Bull, Coke, Milk, Water, Dr Pepper.

i'm addicted to: my guitar, moving things around my room.

I spend my day working as: a student

my imaginary job(s) is: a lottery winner

i drive around in: nothing.

i'm really afraid of: being betrayed by my friends

ten things that get me wobbly are: wobbly???

when i have the munchies, i snack on: Doritoes or Crunch Corners or Pop Tarts

my real heros are: no-one.

my fictional heros are: the Teletubbies - the are so damn happy.

my anti-heros are: my parents, anyone who acts like a neanderthal.

something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is: go live in Canada, live on my own, tell my Dad to go fuck himself on a tent peg.

my family consists of: brother and parents

something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: my innocence, oh, and the life I had in Canada, but I haven't lost that forever...

i can't fucking stand: racists, and my Dad.

if my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, it would be: my clothes.

as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool: Men in Black, Blade, Dracula, Starship Troopers, the Exorcist, Patch Adams

my favourite tv shows are: Friends, the Simpsons, MTV Extra Rock Chart, Celebrity Deathmatch

the way i am most afraid to die is: being stabbed and having to wait ages to die

my current theme song is: Umm...I dunno...ok, it's 'Need to' by KoRn - it's about not understanding how your own mind works, and why you screw everything up for no reason.

one moment that changed my life was: When Kath(now ex-girlfriend) slept with someone else. It showed me that complete trust was a myth. No matter how much you believe in something, it can always turn out that you've been wasting your time and waiting around for nothing.

something i've done since i was a kid is: eat, sleep and drink. everything else has changed.

something i want the world to know is: (i know this sounds really cheesy) Listen to your own mind first, sometimes you know something without realising it.