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| MMMmmmmwhhhaaarrrrr!!!... be prepared for the most frightning time of your sorry little lives <queue evil laugh> . My name is Egor and i will be your guide this evening.I cannot give you shit-scary things like erm.... Barbara Streisand, Phil Collins, or Bob Monkhouse, but I can promise you a fright. Watch out for the spooky spider... <queue "ohhh spooky spiders!> and terrible angerine, I mean textbook, oh hell, nevermind. Dinner is a 7pm. <queue creeking doors and a high pitched scream>. |