my full name is: Julia Helen Lund
most people call me: on my mobile, Julia, weird, strange, homophobic (I?m not really!)
people have called me:Jooge, Joo, Jules, Julie, Juliea, bitch, ignorant, evil
i wish people would call me: by my name, otherwise Homebrew or Sorrel, actually Remer would be great.
i hate when people call me: Ju, Julie or anything that isn't my name
my birthplace and birthday are: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire in England, UK, 7th/11th/1983
my favourite colors are: Black, purple, green, black and black
my distinguishing characteristics consist of: evil eyes, no smile, dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, not being very nice, an all round bitch
my current home is: Kingsley, Staffordshire
my education consists of: 1986-1995 St. Werburgh?s C.E Primary School in Kingsley, 1995-2000 Painsley Catholic High School, Cheadle, now i'm at a really crappy 6th Form centre that doesn't cater for my needs as a young individual to grow in spirit.
in year 6 I: wanted to ritually sacrifice all my dinnerladies, speak a different language, be a software designer.
the names of every pet i've ever had are: 32 Russian Dwarf Hamsters, Mindy (Yorkshire Terrier), Benny, Rosie, Poppy, Sticky, Dandy (bunny?s), Billy (budgie), Mary Kipling (imaginary friend)
I?m doing this questionnaire because:I am obsessed with email, I am the founder of the D.M.S, it fills in the time when I'm not strangling small animals.
i tend to overuse: my mouth (by swearing!), peoples patience, my computer, excuses, alcohol and caffine beverages
if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it would be... why?: An animator for PIXAR in the U.S, then I could meet Matt Stone and Trey Parker and do a show with them and get Seth Green to do a voice for it.
some cds i can't live without are: SP: BLU, Mr. Hankey?s Christmas Classics, Chef Aid, Nevermind, Americana, The Last Tour On Earth, smash, Ixnay on the Hombre, Slipknot, Cradle to enslave (EP), A Place in the sun, anything by Greenday or Pitchshifter.
5 books i can't live without are: Idon?t read that often- I don?t have the time, but I like scary stories and rock magazine?s like Kerrang!. I also like Lord Of The Flies and All plays by good 'ol Bill Shakespeare
to completely relax i: don?t. I?m either high on caffine or flat out doing fucking homework!
some of my strange habits include:having a great obsession with South Park and becoming an animator, getting my own way (well nearly all the time)!, doing silly voices
my favorite beverages are: any kind of alcohol, coffee, tea, Dr. Pepper, Hot Chocolate, 7up, kiwi juice and vodka
i'm addicted to: the internet, coffee, lying about my state of mental health and South Park, ohh and watching Buffy, and not forgetting trying to find proof that there is no god.
I spend my day working as: a student, you need qualifications to be a successful animator!my
imaginary job(s) is: working with Bill Gates, or touring with Lit, hey!!, I cud even dye Jeremy's beard!.
i drive around in: a school bus, no you can?t drive over here until you?re 17, but I?m taking lessons in October this year
i'm really afraid of: Not being an animator, the end of South Park, little insect thingies, little children, Daniel O'Donnell, and especially kid's TV presenters, except for that guy Tom the skater who presents CITV on a wednesday.
ten things that get me wobbly are: fuck!, hmmm 10? Buffy The Vampyre Slayer (the show not the girl!), Seth Green!!!, South Park, alcohol, heights, can?t think of any more
when i have the munchies, i snack on: babies, no I like houmous, french stick, coffee, choc chip muffins, pizza, chocolate digestives
my real heros are: Mary Kay Bergman (God rest her soul).
my fictional heros are: Eric Cartman
my anti-heros are: Any model or supermodel, or even pop stars
something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is: kill someone, laugh at someone?s funeral, go to America
my family consists of: my friends, they are most important to me, oh and my ?puter and SP videos.
The sport i live to watch is: nothing. I don?t like sport, but I love watching Robot Wars
the sport i really get into playing is: sod all, sitting on my arse in front of a computer screen
something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: my sanity, my Eric Cartman pin badge, my family?s trust and approval, no fuck it I don?t care ?bout that anyway
i can't fucking stand: Pop music, country music, Techno music, Dance music, Soul music, trendies, vegetables, meat, eggs, fish, non-alcoholic beverages, mini skirts, pink, moustaches, panpipes, Liverpool and Scottish accents, Windows 3.1, slow web sites, my sister, ppl I don?t like, being nice when I don?t wanna, making small talk? I could go on?
the things i'm incredibly grateful for are: South Park, my friends, my computer, my modem, my dreams, my individuality, my ability to draw silly little cartoons and do stupid voices, coffee, booze!!!, my bed and Trey and Matt
if my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, it would be: I couldn?t ever save one thing, but I would go for my computer first, or all of my photographs, my SP cd?s and videos, my bunny rabbit, my license to kill !!!, lol!.
as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool:SP BLU, Withnail and I, Cannibal! The Musical, Life Of Brian/The Holy Grail, Austin Powers 1 and 2, and BASEketball!!!!!!!
the way i am most afraid to die is: buring/drowning to death, one my own, being suffocated by a fat and smelly butcher
my current theme song is:It happened In Sun Valley/ What?s my age again?/My Own Worst Enemy
one moment that changed my life was: it was on August 14th- the aring of the pilot Cartman get's an anal probe, then waking up one day to discover I had gone insane and wanted to be an animator
something i've done since i was a kid is: Been a pain in the arse, eat, sleep, make a big fuss over everything, never forgive ppl and always get revenge, grown taller.
something i want the world to know is: Yes, I may be crazy, I maybe..well erm, I AM insane, but at least I have the individuality to be obsessed with South Park and becoming an animator. Oh yes, when others have laughed and said I wont? make it, I?ve shot them all in the head and carried on. One day, I will be a rich and fucking famous animator? and when I am I will invite all of my friends to come and live with me and have a big fucking party with lots of pot, booze and cream cakes. My main ivites will go to Matt, Trey and Seth Green. Thank you.. fuck, this straight jacket?s a bit too tight.. officer!? Could you just come and undo me please??