my full name is: Jonathan-Joseph Edward Phillip Archer
most people call me: Joe
people have called me:Goldfish boy,Demonseed, Pissed, Stoned.....
i wish people would call me: Anything except Demonseed!
i hate when people call me: Sarah, it's not my name.
my birthplace and birthday are: Great Grimsby, North East
Lincolnshire, UK 10th July 1975 (yes I am an old bastard)
my favourite colors are: Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and
purple and blue!
my distinguishing characteristics consist of: A large tattoo on my
left shoulder, almost black eyes, skating scars everywhere, oh and my
tongue piercing!
my current home is: Leeds, West Yorkshire
my education consists of: I didn't really bother with school but I do
have 10 GCSE's 4 A level's and a degree in Computing from Derby
University (I did the nightschool thing!)
in year 6 I: Skateboard, skateboard. skateboard smoke dope, and
skateboard.....
the names of every pet i've ever had are: um....2 rats ( Mork and
Mindy), two cats (Benson and Hedges) and currently an insane Springer
Spaniel called Oscar
I?m doing this questionnaire because:The voices told me too
i tend to overuse: Anything I get my hands on, usually communication
devices, and my local skatepark
if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it
would be... why?:
some cds i can't live without are: SP:Less Than Jake Hello Rockview,
anything by greenday, Gameface Every last time, Screeching Weasel my
brain hurts, anything by down by law....
5 books i can't live without are: Iain Banks:The Business, Thomas
Harris:Silence of the lambs, developing web applications using
coldfusion(ok so I'm a boring moron)
to completely relax i: don?t. Masturbate (LOL!)
some of my strange habits include:Falling asleep without warning,
uncontrollably sneezing
my favorite beverages are: GOOD coffee (preferably Starbucks Java),
Pepsi, Vodka (neat).
i'm addicted to: the internet, coffee, Pepsi, my car,
skateboarding..and just about anything else
I spend my day working as: A macromedia flash animator, though the
stuff I work on is rather dull
imaginary job(s) is: Rally Driver (and I WILL do it one day!)
i drive around in: A Mitsubishi Evolution 6 ( It's called Molly and
I'm going to marry her)
i'm really afraid of: Spiders, Hospitals, Girls.....
ten things that get me wobbly are: hmmm Booze, Dope, Women who are
confident enough to talk to me, Drew Barrymoore, Ferrari's, my
skateboard, Talented designers, Gameface, Less than Jake...that girl
out of "Hackers"
when i have the munchies, i snack on: Crisps,Peanut Butter, Cheese,
twiglets, and big bottles of alhambra beer
my real heros are: Rodney Mullen, Tony Hawk and my best bud Ove
my fictional heros are: Spiderman (I mean come on, how cool would that
be!!??)Ed and Bacon from Lock Stock..
my anti-heros are: Talentless "musicians",all politicians (what right
do out of touch morons have to run my life??none)
something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is:
land a 900 on vert, drive at over 200 MPH...get married!
my family consists of: Me, Molly ( my car), Oscar the dog, oh and my
mum and dad but they live miles away....I also have 2 brothers...
The sport i live to watch is: Hmm I don't LIVE to whatch it, but I do
enjoy motorsports especially when there's a massive pile up
the sport i really get into playing is:Skating, Snowboarding....
something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: the love
of my ex girlfriend (boo hoo!)
i can't fucking stand:Kappa fucking Tracksuits, crap tattoos,
rollerbladers, slow moving old people, traffic jams, jam, jammy
dodgers,jambories,jammy bastards..
the things i'm incredibly grateful for are: my ability to breath, my
car, my skateboard, my friends, my lightening fast typing abilities,
understanding how the internet works,
if my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, it would be:
Um...myself I think.....if that doesn't count...then my laptop (I know
that my dog would be out of there before me!)
as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool:The matrix, Withnail
and I, Cheech and Chong, The search for animal chin, Ban This!, Jaws,
The Green Mile,
the way i am most afraid to die is: with money in the bank!
my current theme song is:My Star by Gameface, or 10 minutes to
downtown by The Get Up Kids..
one moment that changed my life was: My 13th Birthday, I got my first
skateboard....or my 14th when I got my first PC (it was steam powered)
something i've done since i was a kid is: Skated, Hacked, wanted to
drive fast, drank copious amount of pepsi
something i want the world to know is: I WILL NEVER GROW UP!, Science
and religion are not mutually exclusive, worship of any deity is
pointless, life is all about making your mark...Be Safe, Be Seen.