my full name is: Han *** ******
most people call me: Han, Hannah, nah nah
people have called me: insane, in need of help, hippy, goth, druggie,
bondage girl, cow, whore, prostitute, snotty nosed c*nt (a personal
favourite), RockGirl, Chinpokemon kid, Twinkle
i wish people would call me: Princess Han, ruler of the universe, and also
mistress to the prince of darkness (aka Ozzy Osbourne)
i hate when people call me: when men call me babe, women can call me babe
though
my birthplace and birthday are: 2.12.83, somewhere in the fabtab grey smelly
full of prostitutes city of Stoke-on-trent (the one almost cool thing though
is that Slash from G'n'R was from here, he was, honest!)
my favourite colors are: Purple, Blue
my distinguishing characteristics consist of: i don't know, but i'm quite
short, and my hair is wonky
my current home is: Under the bridge, i don't ever wanna feel, like i did
that day, take me to the place i love, take me all the way
my education consists of: lots of teachers and books and stuff
in year 6 I: haven't got a fucking clue
the names of every pet i've ever had are: sooty, maisie, cinnamon, the fish
with no name.
I'm doing this questionnaire because: I'm bored and pissed off
i tend to overuse: sleeping pills, paracetemol, alcohol, other stuff, the
internet, my cd player, myself, my brain
if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it would
be... why?: Toni Iommi, cos then i could be the best guitarist in the
world-duh
some cds i can't live without are:Black Sabbath-'Black Sabbath', Skunk
Anansie-'post orgasmic chill', 'paranoid and sunburnt' 'stoosh', and the SA
live album, OO-'The Ozzman Cometh' RHCP-'Bloodsugarsexmagik' and
'Californication', The Best of Nina Simone, John Lennon 'Imagine' (the album)
Marilyn Manson 'Mechanical Animals' 'Last tour on earth' Foo Fighters-'The
colour and the shape' Pavement-'Terror Twighlight' The Jam- 'Sound Effects',
Stones compilation.
5 books i can't live without are: Bill Brysons notes from a big country,
Gabriel Garcia Marquez- One hundred years of solitude (because i haven't
finished it yet) lulu and the flying babies-posy simmonds, Masquerade-kit
williams, Wicca book, can't remember what it's called though
to completely relax i: can't say
some of my strange habits include: not really a habit, but most of the time
if somebody tells me something i'll forget it about 5 seconds later
my favorite beverages are: most kinds of alcohol, coke, dr pepper, lilt,
coffee
i'm addicted to: chocolate, internet, other stuff
I spend my day working as: a lazy ass student, ocasionally i pick up a
pencil and draw something
my imaginary job(s) is: white chocolate button cutter outer and tester
i drive around in:a bus, yes that's right everybody i have my own double
decker bus
i'm really afraid of: cults, people who try to make me be a christian or
summat, those freaky flies with really long legs, euuggh, and men with
beards
ten things that get me wobbly are: umm, can't really say on here
when i have the munchies, i snack on:chocolate buttons, salt and vinegar
crisps, whatever i can find that's free, as long as it'd not meat
my real heros are: Skin from skunk anansie, kathy burke, ozzy osbourne,
jimi hendrix
my fictional heros are:pandora, daria, Homer, Rocko (from Rocko's modern
life)
my anti-heros are: people who think that they're da fucking bomb
something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is:ummm, get
away from here, permanently, oh yeah and see elephants in the wild
my family consists of: my friends, my mum, my sister, my granddad, my aunt,
Sarah, oh yeah and my dog
something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: my fluffy
dougle
from the magic roundabout purse
i can't fucking stand: most christians, beards, beer bellies, men who call
me
sweetheart or babe etc., people between the age of 4 and 12, most
trendies,
dance music
the things i'm incredibly grateful for are:my friends
if my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, it would be:
well,
assuming my mum and sister can save themselves, my dog
as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool: Withnail&I, the tigger
movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (not as good as the rocky horror show
though) Sleepy Hollow, but only cos christina ricci is in it.
my favourite tv shows are: Father Ted, gimme gimme gimme, popped
in crashed out, rock profiles, the simpsons, ally mcbeal, ellen, trigger
happy TV, blackadder, South Park, Daria, Rocko's Modern Life
the way i am most afraid to die is: slowly, being buried alive, drowning
my current theme song is: Crazy Babies
one moment that changed my life was: last tuesday when i found out what
good
friends i've got, eww i sound like a trendy!
something i've done since i was a kid is: be spoilt, be annoying, be
dippy,
refuse to get out of bed till at least 11am, moan about everything, annoy
my
parents, be a hippy, wonder what the hell my mum took in the 70's
something i want the world to know is: My friends are the best, marriage is
the root of all evil, Celine Dion works for satan. I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME
BOOZE!