The DMS is my sort of club, The Dead Mushroom Society. It's named the DMS because so one gives a thought for deceased organisms of the fungi variety. In the fields behind where Hannah and I live there's always mushrooms so it seemed appropriate to dedicate a society to them.
2.When did it start?
Hmmmm, well it all started in 1996 when I used to draw cartoons and turn them into newsletters for my mates in class then i did a weekly little comic sheet and then i got connected to the net and it went from there.
3.Is it a real club?
You have to understand that THIS ISN'T A REAL CLUB!!. It's just me fucking about when I email my mates, it's generally a bit of a laugh that extened from classroom newsletter and cartoons to the internet. It's aplce to worship the mushroom lord and, seeing as I am one of the few who can interpret CLING FILM (the language of the mushroom gods), it seems somewhat appropriate to found this society. amen.
4.What do u all do?
Fuck all usually. but we're all students.. whether we actually learn anything is debateable but nonetheless we are shackled to the education system.Stuck in a worthless instituion, of which there is no place for us.
5.Are you insane?
Yes
6.Can i join you?
If you want to then just email me telling me a good reson why you should join the DMS. I'll consult with my other members and if your answer is good enough then ur in!.
But saying that, nothing will happen, it's FREE and u'll just get ur name and a questionnaire put on this site. If I do turn you down, don't be offended- I choose potentional members
that are similar to existing members, and that feat alone is hard to accomplish...please send your statement of insanity and 67 1st class stamps.
7. Stoke on Trent???...never heard of it!
U may ask "where the fuck is Stoke?"...beleive me it may happen, I often think the same thing. K, well Stoke is in the county of Staffordshire in the United Kingdom. It's been made famous by Josiah Wedgewood, also our tableware industry and various other things which I don't particulary care to mention. Famous ppl have branched out from their good 'ol Stoke on Trent roots, for example.. Anthea Turner, Robbie Williams and that funny bloke who does They Think It's All Over, Nick Hancock.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
