my full name is: Andrew Kevin Kelly

most people call me: Andy except family/teachers who insist on calling me Andrew

i wish people would call me: Andy

i hate when people call me: Kev

my birthplace and birthday are: Middlesbrough, Cleveland in England, UK, 22nd/11^th/1979

my favourite colors are: Blue, black and red

my distinguishing characteristics consist of: evil smile, blue eyes, hair usually blonde, height 6foot 1inch, generally talking down to people.

my current home is: Stockton-On-Tees, Cleveland---That's in the North East of England for people who don't know.

my education consists of: Acklam Whinn primary school (don't remember dates), 1991-96 Acklam Grange Secondary School, 1996-99 Middlesbrough College, 1999-present day Durham University

in year 6 I: Don't remember, probably not worth remembering.

the names of every pet i've ever had are: 4 cats, tiger, daisy, Sooty, Lucy. Hamsters SPG, Astro. Dog Benji. Numerous tropical, coldwater and pond fish.

I’m doing this questionnaire because: You sent me it so I am sending it back

i tend to overuse: my mouth (by swearing!), peoples patience, my computer, excuses, CD player especially the volume control (set to high)

if i could switch places with any one person on earth for a day, it would be... why?: Stuart Wilde, it would be great to see what a truly enlightened state is like.

some cds i can't live without are: SP: BLU , Placebo-Without you I'm nothing, Both Garbage CD's, Nine Inch Nails - Downward Spiral and The Fragile, Moby-Play, Everything Is Wrong, Animal Rights and all other Moby cd's which are far too numerous to mention here.

5 books i can't live without are: Anything by Stuart Wilde, Celestine Prophecy, Vampyre world Trilogy by Brian Lumley and All plays by good 'ol Bill Shakespeare

to completely relax i: Practive Martial Arts, Read, Listen to music, Dance about in my bedroom-only when nobody else is in and work out when I can be bothered.

some of my strange habits include: Doing South Park impressions, telling my family what there future holds - this really freaks them out

my favorite beverages are: Metz, tea, Hot chocolate and all fruit juices

i'm addicted to: the internet, lying about my state of mental health, South Park, metaphysics,Trying to prove that I am smarter than everyone including my lecturers

I spend my day working as: a student, I have a part time job working in Pets At Home as well.

imaginary job(s) is: Working for some company doing very little for lots of money. eg. working for a Psi Research company.

i drive around in: an Astra or Corsa

i'm really afraid of: the end of South Park, failing Uni

ten things that get me wobbly are: Tell me what wobbly is and I'll tell you

when i have the munchies, i snack on: Anything without meat (I'm vegetarian)

my real heros are: Trey, Matt and Moby

my fictional heros are: Eric Cartman

my anti-heros are: Any model or supermodel, or even pop stars especially engineered groups, Tony Blair or any Government official

something that i want to do in my life that i haven't done yet is: kill someone, Create a Mobius Door (if it's possible)

my family consists of: I live with my Mum and Sister and rarely see my Dad, my friends also count as family

The sport i live to watch is: Don't, sport has little appeal

the sport i really get into playing is: Don't mind Tae Kwon Do

something that i lost, that i really wish i hadn't lost, is: Definitely would be my sanity

i can't fucking stand: Pop music, country music, arses who think they know what they are on about when they don't, Physiology lectures, my course leader, people who take Sport Science/play rugby, people who tell me I'm wrong.

the things i'm incredibly grateful for are: South Park, my friends, my computer, my modem, my dreams, ability to do things my way

if my house was on fire and i could only save one thing, it would be: My animals

as far as i'm concerned, these movies are cool:SP BLU, BASEketball, Austin Powers 1&2, Holy Grail, American Beauty, American Pie, The Matrix

the way i am most afraid to die is: Drowning. I'm not supposed to have a fear of the way I die after doing Kempo etc...

my current theme song is: Garbage - A Stroke of luck, Moby - Go (Subliminal mix)

one moment that changed my life was: Just after New Year when I was really sick with Tonsillitis and realised I needed to change the way I lived

something i've done since i was a kid is: Annoyed my teachers, grown much bigger, made people believe I am much smarter than I am, watched too much TV

something i want the world to know is: It's not me with the problem it's everyone else. Also, everyone fucks everyone else over constantly I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that just admit it that's all.

On one of Bjork's songs she says "all is full of Love" and it seems that it's a really cool notion especially if it is true.