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ARE YOU A GOTHIC PRINCESS? |
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| WHICH DESCRIBES YOU BEST? | ||||
| 1 | I go to bed wearing: | |||
| a. | a gown made of yards and yards of pale blue chiffon | |||
| b. | threadbare flannel PJs | |||
| 2 | My night-time footwear of choice is: | |||
| a. | little blue slippers that match my gown | |||
| b. | LL Bean hunting socks | |||
| 3 | Prior to turning in for the night, I: | |||
| a. | lovingly brush my long dark hair | |||
| b. | let the dog out, stand in the door and yell for him to "hurry up" | |||
| 4 | Before turning in, I usually take: | |||
| a. | tea with lemon, served to me in my room by Mrs Johnson | |||
| b. | Coco Puffs, eaten while standing in front of the refrigerator | |||
| 5 | During the night, I am most likely to be awakened by (circle all that apply) | |||
| a. | a tall dark man in a tailored edwardian suit, who is secretly in love with me | |||
| b. | a man-made creature, angered that he is without his mate | |||
| c. | the damn dog who has to go out......AGAIN | |||
| 6 | Should I require medical attention during the night, I usually: | |||
| a. | summon my permanent houseguest who is an historian/physician who will keep vigil over me until sunrise |
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| b. | rummage around in my medicine cabinet, curse out loud when I realize that I forgot to buy aspirin/wonder if Flintstones vitamins will cure cramps. |
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