March 1, 2004
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN SPICYKIA IS HERE TALKING!!!!!! WELCOM COME TO THE MOONKINGDON BATTLE FIELD!!!!! WE HAVE TWO CHANELLENGERS, THE FIRST ONE: HE’S FROM SACROMENTO, CALIFORNIA, STRONG, BUFF, and HANDSOME WITH A DIMPLE WHEN HE SMILE. HE’S THE ONE CALLED!!!!!! SAM-UR- RI- HE-IR-RO!!! NEXT COMING UP IS A VERY WONDERFUL GIRL, SHES THE SUNSHINE, SHE’S OUR PRINCESS OF MOONKINGDOM, STRONG, AND TRICKY. SHE- IS!! MAY- NA- HNUB-CI!!!!! (Both of them ran into the middle of the battlefield. The audiences cheer and roar.)
COMING UP NEXT IS THE MOST COOLEST REFEREE IN THIS MOONKINGDOM!!! EVERYONE WELCOME KEE-YA!!!! (kibyam, ran in the middle with the fighter).
“Alright,” Kibyam said as Mej Naas and Samuri face each other and Kibyam standing in the middle of them, “you two know all the rules?”
“Um.. not really.” Replied Samuri.
“Fight until one is knock out, make sure you don’t end up killing that person, and counting will be ten seconds.”
“Ooo, I like that, hey Mej Naas get ready.”
“Whatever.” Mej naas reply stepping back.
“One more thing, remember your weapons are. And we will be changing the land while the fighting so be prepare for that.”
DING DING DING!!! THE BATTLE HAVE BEGUIN!!!!! Mej Naas and Samuri step back and pose. Samuri took one step forward and jump kick, Mej Naas grab on to his leg and threw him the other way as he landed on the ground on his feet. “Impressive” said Samuri. Mej Naas ignore his comment and did a cartwheel kick, she speeded up as it almost hit samuri’s head he uses both of his arms to block her kick, push her feet back with his arms, which made her back flip and landed on her feet. She quickly bends down and trips him down to the ground. As he fell the flat ground started rising up turning into a big hill. Before he rolled down the hill he pulled her along with him. Mej Naas wasn’t careful enough, she also slips and fell onto Samuri and roll down the hill with him. As they stop at the bottom of the hill with Samuri on top, they got really dizzy. Mej Naas noticing that Samuri was on top she quickly pushes Samuri off to the side. They both got up dizzily. “Wow, look, the earth is rocking.” Said Samuri dizzily. Mej Naas closed her eyes and shook her head to get things straight again. She opens her eyes and saw Samuri right in front of her. “Boo.” She jumped up a little and punched him, but he was too fast so he held onto her fist. She punches the other side but he also held the other one. “Hahaha what are you going to do now Mej Naas” Mej Naas jumped up a little and kick him on the stomach. Samuri let both of her fist go and started bending down holding onto his stomach. “That is what I am going to do.” Mej Naas replied seriously.
“Nice, you finally talk.” Samuri quickly got up straight and quickly kick Mej Naas on the stomach. Mej Naas slowly steps back and put her hand on her stomach. “Hahaha now is your turn.”
“Don’t be too happy yet” Mej Naas ran toward Samuri and did her shadow kick on his chest 24 times. Samuri steps back and quickly did his 3-60 kick.
OOO SOUNDS LIKE MEJ NAAS GOT KICK REALLY BAD ON THE SIDE. UH OH.. SHE’S GETTING MAD, OOO SHE DID THE DI DUN KICK (Chung Li’s kick) OUCH SAMURI GOT HIT BADLY ON THE HEAD. OH!! SAMURI DID THE SHAW YOU CAN UPPER CUT AND HITS MEJ NAAS’S BUT CHEEKS. AND… oooo… SAMURAI GOT SLAP WITH HER NO SHADOW SLAP. LOOKS LIKE SAMURI IS FEELING EMBARAS HIS FACE IS GETTING ALL RED. OH NO THE HILLS ARE GOING DOWN. AND SAMURI IS CHARGING UP SOME ENERGY. OH AND HE FIRES AFTER FIVE SECONDS. WATCH OUT AUDIENCE ITS MAGIC TIME.
“A DOO CAN” Mej naas jumped up. “SONIC BOOM!” Samuri roll down to the side. “BUDDHA FIRE!” OH NO MEJ NAAS’S ARMS CAUGHT ON FIRE. She quickly ripped her sleeves off. “Oooo… sexy I wonder will you take off all your clothes its all on fire” said Samuri. “BUDDHA FIRE!”
SEEMS LIKE MEJ NAAS’S ACTION MAKING SAMURI STRONGER. UH OH MEJ NAAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT OR YOU’LL GET BBQ.
“MERCURY AQUA!!!” OH NO SEEMS LIKE SAMURI CAN’T USE HIS FLAME NO MORE. UH OH MEJ NAAS WHAT OUT! OO WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SAMURI START OUT THROUGING HIS STARS AT HER. UH OH MEJ NAAS GOT CUTS ON HER LEGS AMD SHE’S GETTING WEAK. COME ON MEJ NAAS YOU ARE STRONGER THAN THAT.
“Hahahahah now what do you got Mej Naas.” Said Samuri. Mej Naas was too pain she couldn’t move because the stars cut some her vein at the back of her heel when she was doing a kick with her mercury aqua. Therefore she can’t really move.
SOUNDS LIKE SAMURI IS WINNING THIS BATTLE. MEJ NAAS SEEM TO BE GETTING WEAK. BUT HE CAN’T WIN UNLESS MEJ NAAS IS COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT. “What.. aw.. man..” Samuri complained as he heard what Spicykia said. SAMURI WATCH OUT!!!! He turned around and everything turned black. He couldn’t speak or say a word. Something seems to be putting him in silence. WOOHOO … SOUNDS LIKE MEJ NAAS STILL HAVE A LITTLE STRENGTH AFTER ALL. SAMURI HAVE BEEN KISSED WITH MEJ NAAS’S EVIL TECHNIQUE CALLED “KISS OF SILENCE” KIBYAM YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE COUNT. UH… WAIT A MINUTE DON’T SAMURI HAVE A KISSING TECHNIQUE BUTI CAN’T REMEMBER. OH NO.. I HAVE A BAD FEELING ON THIS ONE. SEEMS LIKE NO ONE IS WINNINGTHIS BATTLE. 5 minutes later the kiss was over both of them fell down on the ground completely on conscious. Kibyam quickly kneel next to both of them started counting 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10!! No one moved.
OH NO SEEMS TO US LIKE THIS BATTLE IS A DRAW. WELL IT WAS A GREAT BATTLE. THANKS YOU ALL FOR COMING THIS SPICYKIA, HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!