Here is an undepressing story.


Intro
Saddy Dumpington was a man who liked to share cheers and happiness to those around him, But he wasn't very good at spreading cheers and happiness! Here i'll tell you one thing he said to a cricket
"Hello Mr Cricket, You have no nevres in your back legs so when i pull them off you won't feel a thing, Isn't that great?"
Saddy Dumpington always ended his sentences with isn't that great, Well almost
 
Story
One day after Saddy got kicked out of the town for too much cheer and happiness he got a letter from the towns folk, the letter went like this:
Dear Saddy
 
     We have dont nothing but laughed
     Since you have gone, please come
     back and say something misrable
     and depressig so we can have our
     lives back
 
The Towns Folk
"Something misrable and depressing i have never thought of such a thing!" Said Saddy. Just then along came a weird snake
"Weird snakes are misrable and depressing!" He thought.
So the next day Saddy strode into town dressed as a weird snake.
"Hello everyone" He said," I'm weird weird snake, Isn't that misrable and depressing?"
but everyone just laughed harder and then laughed themselves into comas.
 
Thank's Oinky!
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