KIDDING?!
"Miss Granger, a word?"

The Golden Trio peered up at the request. Their most reviled professor towered over them with a grim set to his pallid features.

Hermione responded, "Certainly, Professor Snape."

As they departed the Great Hall, Ron muttered, "Snape needs to get shagged." He jokingly added, "Maybe that'd help our chances at the house cup."

"Only if he shagged a Gryffindor," Harry jested back.

A while later, Hermione and Snape returned. Those within hearing distance were stunned when Snape said, "50 points to Gryffindor."

Ron, amidst a large bite of pudding, choked out, "You've got to be kidding!"

THE END
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