| I done back tracked a little bit and found that guy that was hidin behind the bushes and hollerin at me. When I walked up to him, there was bout 10 guys that came from out of the bushes and from behind trees and stuff and jumped all on top of me. They was all a yellin and stuff. Couldn't reely tell what they was a sayin cause they was all hollerin at once but, I sort of thought they was a wantin me to git away from him and to lay down on the ground. They was touchin me all over and yellin for me to stay down. Kinda scared me a little bit. After a while, the guy comes over and tells them to let me git up. They did. He aksed me if'n I was Juggie. I said yes. He said his name is George and he is in charge of stuff (he didn't say what). Said he had heard of me afore and wanted to talk to me for a spell. I said OK. Well, I done told him my whole story. He was laughin and stuff and he aksed me if'n I was ever in one of them hellycoppers afore. I said no. He aksed me if'n I would like a ride in one. Said he would take me back to where that danged truck driver picked me up at so I could go on with my trip. I said that would be good. He turned around and said somethin to one of them fellas that had been sittin on me afore. The guy said yes and then started talkin into his watch! Crazy, huh? All of a sudden there was this loud whop whopin noise and this hellycopper shows up! |
 |
| This Marine guy comes out and stands there lookin all mean and stuff. When we got on the hellycopper, he told me that he had to stop somewhere on the way to talk with some other fella. Said it wouldn't take very long. I said OK. I ain't never seed a hellycopper afore but, this one was for sure the best one I ever did see! Reel plush and stuff. I was kinda worried a little bit cause it seemed like everbudy there had a |
| gun with em. But Mr George was in charge and he seemed pretty nice. I aksed him where he was a goin to meet with this other fella. He said somethin bout some camp where some guy name of David camps, or somethin. We done took to flyin....Wow! He told me not to worry bout them fightin jets that kept on flyin around us.....said they were there to protect us....I said from what.....He just laughed....Don't no what was funny.... |
 |
| Wasn't no time, we was there: |
| Onced we got of'n the hellycopper, we went into this buildin where there was some people waitin. George told me that the guys name is Tony. I said HAY Tony! He said hay. |
| Tony seemed like a reely nice fella. But he talked kinda funny. Sorta like that E fella cept smoother.....I aksed him if'n he new E. Said he didn't no for sure. I told him that E told me he was just a guy with 2 first names. Tony figured out that his name was probly Elton John, or somethin like that. I aksed if'n he new him. |
 |
| He said sure, he new the hole John family! I aksed him to tell me bout them. At first he said that he had to talk to George for a while, George said no, go ahead and tell me bout the Johns. Said he wanted to no bout em to. |
| Tony said that the father of the family name of Mahr John made a bunch of money from inventin games for people to play. He said there were 3 kids. There was Elton and an older sister name of Olivia and a reely older sister name of Portabellina. Tony said that they was all rich as they could be! Said that Elton and Olivia both made there money by singin a lot. I aksed him if'n there was a lot of money in that sort of thing. He said there was..He said that Portabellina made her money in a different way. Said that there was this guy that had invented a toilet that you could take places for people to use. The guy wasn't very good at sellin stuff and didn't do to good with it tho. Well, he met up with Portabellina and told her bout it. She said she could get him some money to advertise if he wanted. He was so happy, he told her that he would name it after her if she would help him. Then when things started goin reel good, they tried to put her name on one of em and it wouldn't fit so they shortened her name to Porta John. He said the rest is history (whatever that means). He said she still gits 20 cents ever time somebudy uses one of em...... I aksed Tony what his last name was. You won't belleve it....Another guy with 2 first names! And they both talk funny! I told him that...He said he didn't git it....I said that I had heard somewhere bout a woman, last name of wich that had the same first name....He said OH, I see.....I also told him that he talked kinda like elton did. He said that they were both from Igland! I couldn't beleeve it! I told him that I was brung up in Igland. He aksed where bouts...Told him I didn't remember the name of the place but I have some pitchures that my Momma gave me that I always carry round with me...He said let's see em.. |
 |
| I was raised up in a couple of rooms in the basement of this here buildin, My Momma worked upstairs somewhere. |
 |
| Use to go swimmin, fishin and bathin in this here crik |
 |
| Use to play King of the Hill here |
 |
| Use to go by this church on the way to the crik on Sundays |
 |
| Nowed a couple of maids that worked here in this hotel. |