Found me a ol no shoulders and thought I would keep it as a pet. Well it turns out it was a kind of no shoulders that they be callin a copper head.....Guess they is pison....Dang thing up an bit me on my tongue! Hurt like the dickens! I done got all hot and my head was a hurtin and stuff. Then I kinda went to sleep.
Somebudy done foun me a layin in the road and took me to this here hospital place.....Ain't never ben to a place like this! All clean and everthin... They don't even let my new dog fren in my room.
Anyway, a bunch of folks done came to see me. An then when they let me go from the place, I got to stay with this reel nice couple. Said they was related to me some how. Anyhow, I got me some pitchures of em to show ya.
I be plannin to start out agin soon. I am reel sorry bout the hold up, but they told me that I was goin to be in the hospital or be ded. I reckon if'n I was ded, it would be a even longer hold up so I done chose the hospital.