"The Mind is amazing. It starts to work the minute you're born and never stops until you try to juggle."

"Said the doc to the lad, "Tis my guess, That you've thrown out both shoulders, no less. Tell me, how did you manage To Do so much damage?" Said the lad, "I was tryin Mills' Mess." -- George Gilson

"Motel for jugglers- The Don't Drop Inn."

"Juggler: "I think someone's out to get me."
Friend: "What makes you think so?"
Juggler: "I just received a package containing three hand grenades!"

"Juggler, passing the hat: "The nicest gift is something you made yourself... like money."

"How do you learn to juggle?
...drop by drop!"

"A juggler's income?
Last year I was in the Fortune 500.
I was one of the zeros."

"Ball A looks like B And Ball B looks like C And Ball C looks a lot like his brothers; So how d'ya unravel The paths that they travel When you can't tell the one from the other?"

"Like worlds in an orbital system, As you cross 'em and wave 'em and twist 'em, Juggling balls whirl in time To a rhythm sublime Then it all turns to mud 'cuz you missed 'em."

"The problem with juggling is that the balls go where you throw them."

"Be careful - juggling is catching!"

"Juggler: My next trick is so unbelievably difficult, I'm not even gonna try it!"