Sasha

REAL NAME: Lisa

EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

DOB AND ZODIAC SIGN: March 2nd, 1977...Pisces, yo

BODY ART: Tattoos: Japanese symbol for "love" on my calf, tribal design on my back and Hobbes (of Calvin and Hobbes) on my hip. Piercings: Ears, Nose, Tongue and Navel. Why? Well, I'm an artist...I respect the art of other people, and I have used my body as a canvas and because I like a little decoration here and there...=)

FAVORITE SONG: God of Wine by Third Eye Blind, because it reminds me of my weaknesses and allows me to focus on gaining resolve and strength.

RECORDING ARTIST? Sting - he has stood for many things that are important to me, and he is an incredible artist.

ACTOR AND ACTRESS(ES): Actor - Russel Crowe Actress(es) - Jeanine Garofolo and Gwenyth Paltrow

FAVORITE DRINK
ALCOHOLIC: Beer/Long Island
OTHER: Water

FAVORITE QUOTE: "All of us get lost in the darkness - dreamers learn to steer by the stars" - Rush, and "Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck" - Dalai Lama

IF I WERE TO GIVE YOU A CHECK FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT AND WHY? I would take care of my family - alleviate all of their financial obligations and give them spending money...They have sacrificed so much for me, so I would think of them first. I'd invest some of it and spend the rest of my life traveling and seeing what the rest of the world looks like.

"DREAM JOB": Designing Media packages and doing photography for up and coming and popular bands. (Logos, CD covers, Merchandise, whathaveyou.) I'd also like to do the opening credit sequences for major blockbuster films...

BEST AND WORST JOBS YOU'VE EVER HAD: Best: The freelance logo and business system jobs I get - designing the logo for Doc's band, the Satellite Chronicles, and the signage and logos for my hairstylist's "Dream Salon" I really like being my own boss...Worst: Telemarketing for a water purification company..."Hi, would you like to buy a water filter: No? Ok Thanks bye." (I sucked at it.)

ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: Multifaceted

WEIRDEST TALENT: I can bend my fingers all the way back.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE PLACES WITH ANYONE AT ALL, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? Gwen Stefani. She is my style idol. I want to raid her closet. (Yes I realize that answer makes me sound shallow but I really don't care.)

IF YOU WERE ON DEATH ROW AND WERE ASKED WHAT YOUR "LAST MEAL" SHOULD BE, WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER AND WHY? I honestly don't think I would be able to eat my last meal - so I'd ask for one last night with my family and friends instead.

USING THE SEAN AND JEFF FORMULA, WHAT WOULD YOUR PORN NAME BE? Lady Highland (Ok now that's just a little TOO good...)

SONG YOU WISH WOULD JUST DIE AND GO TO HELL: That song by Uncle Cracker. I have tried so hard to block out the song that I forgot it's damn name...And while it's at it, maybe Uncle Cracker can die and go to hell, too.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS? Successful and happy. I see myself as financially stable with a strong sense of self worth. I will by then be with someone who respects my dreams and wishes as I will respect theirs, and we can fulfill them together.

IF YOU HAD TO NAME ONE THING THAT FRIGHTENS YOU THE MOST ABOUT GROWING OLDER WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dying...Being without my parents and family I've grown up with...Being alone.

THE MOST AND LEAST EROTIC PARTS OF THE HUMAN BODY: Well if this is a "unisex" quesiton, then the Most is the back and the least is the toes.

HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE THESE PROFILE QUESITONAIRES THAT ORIE SENDS OUT? I don't hate them. I can slack off this way...