Crystal

REAL NAME: Crystal Lyn Lallier

EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

D.O.B. AND ZODIAC SIGN: August 3rd, 1967......Leo

BODY ART: No tattoos, but I have a birthmark that's shaped sort of like a 4-leafed clover.

FAVORITE SONG(S): "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" because my life is a quest. "Shut Up and Kiss Me"--listen to the chorus, you'll get it. "With or Without You" because the sentiment and melody haunt me. "Kiss That Frog" because it's hilariously filthy. "Call and Answer" because it's love, not self-sacrifice, he's singing about. "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias.

FAVORITE RECORDING ARTIST(S): U2, Sting (and of course the Police), Bare Naked Ladies, Faith Hill, Disie Chicks, Diamond Rio, Talus Scholars, Enya, Paul Brandt, Spike Jones, Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters, BB King, Bush, No Doubt, Carlos Santana, Nine Inch Nails, Led Zepplin, REO Speedwagon, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, Greatful Dead, LOTS OF STUFF!!!

FAVORITE ACTOR(S): Sean Connery and Patrick Stwears for their voices that just melt my spine. Just because: Christian Slater, Jeff Daniels, Alan Rickman. Pure Eye Candy: Tom Welling, Brendan Frasier.

FAVORITE DRINK: Dr. Pepper
ALCOHOLIC: Gin & Tonic
OTHER: water

FAVORITE QUOTE: "I'm not touching them, I'm licking them!"--Jackie (age 2) when cought with her face in the cupcakes.

IF I WERE TO HAND YOU A CHECK FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT? 1. Bulid MY house (it's a dream I've had for a very long time). 2. Finish my education--so I can do #3. 3. Build and run a school--so that I can spread the joy and fun of learning, and to create future subversive libertarian thinkers.

YOUR "DREAM JOB": TEACHING!

THE BEST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD: Tie between tutoring English/Writing and teaching art classes

THE WORST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD: Waitress--I lasted all of one month because I wouldn't date the owner's grandson (who was a leering, spoiled-brat dwarf 3 years younger than me).

ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: Incorrigible

WERIDEST TALENT: It's a toss up between various physical feats accomplished because I have VERY loose ligaments in all my joings and the eyeball thing.

IF YOU COULD TRADE PLACES WITH ANYONE AT ALL FOR ONE DAY, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? Any normal male (if there is such a thing), just so I can experience what it's like living in a male body for comparison purposes.

IF YOU WERE ON DEATH ROW AND WERE ASKED WHAT YOUR "LAST MEAL" SHOULD BE, WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? Olive Garden salad, Lobster claws with drawn butter, shark ceviche, steamed spinach and basil with hot bacon vinagrette, medium rare filet mignon, and either chocolate mousse pie or death by chocolate for dessert.

PORN NAME: Stumpy High And I will NEVER forgive you for making me think of that ROFL

SONG YOU WISH WOULD JUST DIE AND GO TO HELL: "Spirit in the Sky"

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS? Teaching someone else's kids since mine should be grown and gone by then.

ONE THING THAT FRIGHTENS YOU THE MOST ABOUT GROWING OLDER: The fact that gravity is not kind.

WHAT ARE THE MOST AND LEAST EROTIC PARTS OF THE HUMAN BODY? the mind that animates the body. the least? feet.