Monday, 8.Feb. 1999

Published by The Border Morning Mail Pty Ltd at its registered
office, corner of Kiewa and Swift streets, Albury 2640, NSW,
Australia.


New Saint Announced

After reviewing his records long and hard, the Pope decided that Ken of Wodonga,
Victoria deserved sainthood. He has shown unbelievable patience,
has given away time, tried to please others as much as possible,
plaid knight in shining armor to ladies in distress and
treated little old ladies over the age of 104 with the utmost respect.
Sainthood ceremonies will be held on the next Sunday
hell freezes over, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon
at the Cultura Restaurant and Cafe
Everyone in awe and admiration of Ken is urged to attend this joyous occasion.
Overnight guests may make reservations at the Country Comfort Albury.

by Juvy Ozaholic








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