| "Nightmare on Sesame Street", written by Bryan C. Schmitz, (when he was 9) |
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| It was a dark night on Sesame Street. A shadowy figure walked into Marias room. The person stuffed a banana down her throat, and killed her. The person was Freddy Puppet! No one had ever seen Freddy before and he slowly crept away into the night after he had commited the crime. The next day Gordan was crying. "Vhat is wrong?" the count asked Gordan. "Someone killed Maria!" Gordan said as two officers took the body away. "Two owicers! One, two!" The count yelled as he walked by. "The count is dead!" Gordan yelled watching his little puppet head roll down the street. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Elmo yelled and ran away. |
| "Oscar fed Barkley TNT and this is all that is left of him!" Big Bird whined to Gordan showing him a bloody paw. "He gave me a black eye too!" "I'll see about this!" Gordan said. "I'll be at the bar if you need me." Big Bird said crying. Gordan marched towards Oscar's toilet. (he lost his garbage can) Gordan lifted the toiled seat and saw Oscar's skeleton inside. "It must be the killer again!" said Gordon. On the wall it said, "Gordan is next!" Gordan had a plan, he would wait for the killer in his apartment. He went to see Bert and Ernie about weapons. He walked into their home when Bert starting waxing Gordan's head. "Thank you" Gordan said. "I need weapons to kill the killer." Gordan said. "You mean Freddy Puppet." Bert said. "He is trying to kill everyone on Sesame Street." "He knows to much!!!" Ernie yelled. He took his rubberducky tank and chased Gordan outside. Bert rushed out to stop Ernie, but he got run over by the tank. All of his organs and skeleton squeezed out of his mouth. Gordan took his swiss army knife out and took the bazooka out of it. He shot Ernie with it. His stomach exploded then. Later that night, Gordan waited for Freddy puppet. Meanwhile, Freddy was coming for him. By mistake he went to Telly's room. He walked in and Telly turned around and said "OH NOOOOOOOO!" Freddy stabbed his eyes with his claws. Telly fell out the window and landed in a dumpster. Then the Garbage truck came and crushed Telly. Freddy went to Gordan's, but Gordan lost his bazooka! "Your Grover!" Gordan yelled to Freddy. "Why?" "I never get enough publicity!" Grover yelled. "So I kill people and puppets." Grover chased Gordan outside, when Barney came. I love you, You love me... he sang. "Wrong show!" Grover yelled and threw a knife at him. Blood went everywhere. Ahhh...Barney cried. Grover spit. "Recycle that spit!" Gordan yelled. Then big bird and snuffy came. Big Bird was drunk. "Abhjjhfdcvuvkjjc..." he mumbled. "I'm sick of this!" Snuffy yelled. He hit Big Bird with his tail and Big Bird went all the way to Mr. Rodgers house, crashed through the window, hit the stove, and then the house blew up. Grover ran to snuffy filled him full of helium. Snuffy reached the atmosphere and he melted. "let whoever win this fight sleep in this bed!" Gordan said to Grover. Grover never felt a more comfortable bed. THE END OR IS IT? This story has been brought to you by the letter A and the number 1 |