| The true pimp I must mention is a 70's musician who can STILL hit it off with the ladies like its noone's business!!! |
| Oh yes. Its the Great Rod Stewart. |
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| Before this dude came around, women would have nothing to do with rock stars... |
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| Disgusted Woman: "Rock Star? um...like, UN!!!!" |
| Angry Woman: "I don't care if you were the first guitarist for The Beatles. Stay away nasty!" |
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| Rock Stars from the 70's, like this one pictured, poured their heart into gettin' some game, but to no avail. |
| (Staind singer Aaron circa 1972, and yes, his band was once cool, but now they suck. And yes, don't even argue with me, they did exist in 1972. But only for the fluid transition of this story.) |