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| Full Name: Kyle Jarvis Chan Wu |
| Nickname(s): Mr. Wu, Jarvis the Pimp, etc. etc. |
| Age, Birthday: 20, May 27th, 1984 |
| Mode of Transportation: crappy Dodge Neon. |
| Favorite Movie: Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness |
| Favorite Murder Weapon: My massive attack rooster. |
| Favorite Sexual Position: Tight End. |
| Job: Sears, Marketing. |
| Favorite Band/Singer: I worship no one. |
| Significant Other: Besides your mom... |
| How I came to know Joe: We got drunk together and um...wait...maybe not. |
| Advice for youngins': Study hard and stay out of my way, damnit. |
| Hobbies: Drummin' personal BAND or jazz. Pimpin' on da hoes... etc. |
| Pics of the Woo... |
| Pimpin with Jarvis... |
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| Kyle and his system, oh, and that's his Neon with the system too. |
| Update: Mr. Wu has joined the army, where he will be able to kill people. legally. heh heh. how cool. this dude rocks. - Joe, 8/04 |