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| Full name: Justin "I am God" Turek |
| Nickname: Calvin, but my friends call me Money, but I prefer George McFly. |
| Age, Birthday: 20, September 25th, 1984 |
| Mode of Transportation: 91' Pontiac Grand Am |
| Hobbies: Deepthroating squash and other assorted gords, Playing the harmonica, drawing, playing-fun like, listening to music |
| Favorite Movie: You know I can't answer this, but I'll give you a few, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "The Princess Bride", "The Goonies", "Back to the Future", anything with pirates or Michael J. Fox, "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" |
| Favorite Band/Singer: The Beatles, Nirvana, Huey Lewis and the News, Incubus, Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band, U2, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer. I like music (in retard voice) |
| Job: Independent contractor who is inbetween contracts. He also teaches string plucking. |
| Significant Other: nope |
| Advice for the youngins': If you like a girl, have sex with her mom to ruin her life forever because I guarantee she didn't like you in the first place. |
| Favorite murder weapon: Feces covered Pungee sticks/swarms of bees under my hypnotical control/tripled barreled shotgun |
| Favorite Sexual Posish: Doggy paddle. |
| How I came to know Joe: We made a movie in English class freshman year. It was neato. |
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