| Full Name: Joseph Michael Weicher |
| Nickname(s): Jufus, El Jufus Taco, El Stinky Taco (Josh), Jo Whacker (Bob), etc. |
| Age, Birthday: 21!!!, May 25th, 1983 |
| Mode of Transportation: '98 Chevy Cavalier |
| Hobbies: Baseball, Music, General Mayhem. |
| Favorite Murder Weapon: Bowling Ball. |
| Favorite Movie: Indiana Jones trilogy, The Graduate |
| Favorite Band/Singer: Tool, Wang Chung, U2 |
| Significant Other: Your mother. Literally, I like MILF's. Bring on the GILF's too!!! |
| Job: The DePOt of HoMeS! |
| Favorite Sexual Position: Suspended from the ceiling by multiple bungee cords |
| Advice for youngins': Whatever you decide to do in life, Just remember, "Everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight. |
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| My Girly, but indestructible Kahr. |
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| How I came to know um....er.... myself?: Suck a teet! |