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| Real Name: Jash |
| Nicknames: RandymanJ |
| Age, Birthdate: 21, August 3rd, 1983 |
| Hobbies: Goat Wrestling, Alligator Screwing (I think I mixed those up?) |
| Mode of Transportation: Mazda 626 |
| Favorite Movie: Hot Bods and Tail Pipe |
| Favorite Murder Weapon: Black Rubber Dildo |
| Favorite Band/singer: Bon Jovi / Jim Morrison |
| Significant Other: I do like a small Irishman |
| Job: Professional Leaf Blower |
| Favorite sexual position: up, down, left, or right, either way my balls must be outta sight. |
| Advice for youngins': When sitting down make sure to move your large package away from your anus due to the fact of anal sex occuring if you do not. Which could be pleasurable if it weren't for the fact you have to blow it at the end. Either way, you are still fucking yourself. Try gators instead, maybe goats. |
| How I came to know Joe: I knew him intiminately after I came on him, repeatedly |
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