| Full Name: Christopher Alan Lojkovic |
| Nicknames: The Czech Bomber, The Sultan of Swank, The Supreme Being. |
| Favorite Murder Weapon: Big knife, lol, but Bob had a great answer. |
| Favorite Movie: As of right now, its the original planet of the apes, and the big lebowski. |
| Age, Birthday: 23, 3/31/81 |
| Mode of Transportation: A 1961 Volkswagen Beetle. |
| Hobbies: Music, videogames, working on old cars. |
| Favorite Band/Singer: Tie between Van Halen, The Beatles, and The Doors. |
| Significant Other: Working on it, her name is Catherine |
| Job: Work part time at Clean Air Systems. |
| Favorite Sexual Position: The Back handed fisherman. |
| Advice for Youngins': Life is real, Life is earnest, When you get cold, turn up the furnace. |
| How I came to know Joe: Met Joe as He-Man trying to cut down a tree with a plastic sword. He was my next-door neighbor. |
| Pictures of Christopher (don't expect them anytime soon, ha ha) |
| The Demeanor of a True Gentleman... |
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| <---- I'll have a better profile pic of Chris up soon. |
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| Chris' 61' Beetle. |
| - COMING SOON - |