| Full Name: Bryan C. Titz |
| Nicknames: BryGuy, BRYAN!!!! |
| Age, Birthdate: 5/2/82, 22 |
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| Mode of Transportation: An Escort by day, the Nimitz by night!!! Although thats still an Escort too. |
| Hobbies: Pleasuring myself, complaining, burning things, breeding puppies. |
| Favorite Murder Weapon: the candlestick, in the library. |
| Favorite Movie: Star Wars, Matrix, Lord of the Rings...what can I say, I like trilogies. |
| Favorite Band/Singer: Anything with a good beat and a rocking sound is good in my book. But I must mention Huey Lewis. |
| Significant Other: No, but my mom says I'm cool so I can still hope. |
| Job(s): Gamestop employee, Secret shopper. |
| Favorite Sexual Position: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, select, start. |
| Advice for Youngins': Doth thou seek the power? cause you should. |
| How I came to know Joe: The saga begins sometime in the early 90's. I don't know exactly when. All I remember is that I became friends with Joe through Chris. The rest is a blur of red hair, middle aged men yelling HA-KEY! and nerf wars. Back then I was always giving Joe a hard time by doing stuff like kicking him out of his own clubs (and rightfully so). Not to mention destroying his little sister's water babies. I guess you could say I got to know the pre-puberty Joe pretty well which, consequently, is pretty much like the Joe today. Don't worry Joey-boy, you'll become a man someday. |
| See some pics of BRYAN!!! |
| Bryan's Nimitz (er...um...Escort) will go here soon. |
| Is Bryan really a part of Joe and Chris' gentelman's club? Determine it for yourself! (The Gentleman quiz, coming soon.) |