apparitionrant

Earlier today, I was sitting in the doctor's office ( I have a leetle cold ) and some lady was having a conversation with her friend about how she had seen a napkin or something of that sort with a grease stain on it that resembled Jesus.
I was so tempted to butt in and open my big fat mouth, but I chose to catch whatever these two biddies had to say about this.
Her friend wasn't so impressed, she rolls her eyes and says, "Jan...you thought you saw God in your flower pot."
Jan ( who might be an acid freak ) gets all huffy and says, "Well. I think it's a sign."
Her friend retorts with, "So is Rest stop next right."
Unfortunatly the conversation ends because I am just CRACKING up, and my dad is trying not to laugh too hard. Jan gives me this filthy look and I tell her, "Look lady, there is nothing wrong with seeing a grease stain as a sign from God. In fact, I saw Mary just the other day, she appeared to me on a malformed Cheeto."
She looks at me all wide eyed and says, "Really?! Did you hear about how she appeared on the side of a building?"
I told her, "Of course I did, anyone who laughs at such stupid things, has to hear about them, otherwise there would be nothing to laugh at."
Well apparently I offended her, she mumbled something quite foul under her breath and moved to the other side of the room. Her friend secretly gave me a little lo five and a wink.
Now I believe that people can do what they wish but, religion for the most part is just a hobby.
So when she gets called in and comes back out maybe 15 minutes later, she blows past me ( the stench of Chanel made me want to vomit ) and her friend follows her, she stops to say, "I love it when she thinks she sees Jesus...but I think I pissed her off when I pointed out that the earwax clump that came out of her ear looked like him."
Kudos to you lady, wherever you are. Oh and Jan, if you are reading this, have your local water supply checked out, I think someone is tainting it with something.