Drunk_Disclaimer

Drunken Disclaimer

OK, some complaints have been lodged by my Dad's anal coworkers. So I figured I should put up a disclaimer of sorts...not that I really know what they look like or nothin...I dont think saying "I disclaim everything!!!!!!!!!" really counts
So here goes.
1. The High and Mighty Goddess Elizabeth lets you know that;
A) There are lots and lots of words in here that should not be announced around children or Religious figures of importance.
B) If your spawn comes across this page & picks up on my "Sober Sailor" mouth, it isn't my fault, you should have jaded your child first.
C) IF, & when I get some more of my artwork up...it is drug related & may contain some nudity. It's classy, but you self-expression nazi's hate real Art. I warned you.
D) We are not responsible for any & all therapy sessions you may need to recieve after reading this website.
E) We are not responsible for any & all therapy sessions your Therapist may need after the "tales" you tell them, & so on.
F) We are not responsible for throwing off your Chi, Chakras, or any other body/mind/soul center that you have.
G) We are not responsible for any Canadian Kilted Yaksmen coming to your door at 4am looking for any of my kith, kin, or self.
H) All opinions contained within this website are the sole opinions of The High and Mighty Goddess Elizabeth who expressed this opinion while this sentence was being typed, "Note to fuckheads, I dont care if I offend you. Cry to your Mom or don't come back. I'm not here to be web decoration. You can't make coffee for shit Kristie."
I) We are not responsible for crappy coffee makers.
J) We are not responsible for any bodily harm you do to yourself while you are visiting this website.
K) We are not responsible for any broken equipment that you might fling into the wall while thinking it is The High and Mighty Goddess Elizabeth you're throwing...not your computer.
L) We ARE responsible for warping minds & tainting the web with a large amount of crap. The High and Mighty Goddess Elizabeth has no problem with taking the blame for that.