| The Daily Bitch for 02-02 |
| Andy Dick would make a wonderful drag queen, just so you guys know. Whoever came up with putting him in a mini skirt and a tube top is a genius. Anyways, last night, after Marie and I left from Tyler's party and wen't to Cues, some gorgeous hunk of man approached me...I NEVER get approached! I was quite pleased. We ended up grabbing a cup of coffee for awhile and hanging out, and realizing that the more he talked, the uglier he got. All he said was pretty much associated with getting naked, and I don't think he realized how much of an ass he was making himself look like. It was pitiful. Marie and I had more fun with his big ugly friends than we did with the 2 cute guys, One just didn't talk, and the other one Sam or something should have just sat there and looked pretty. That's about all he's good for. I ended up being dumb and smoking all of them out, all four of them, thinking he might be better when he's loaded. I mean, some guys improve when properly drugged, I can name several. Anyways, he pretty much wasted my pot and my time, I could have been sleeping. I went into bitch mode after he suggested we get naked for the 50th time. When someone asked me something, I made a snotty remark and made sure I sounded bored and uninterested with all of them. It worked smashingly. When we got out of his friend's p.o.s. Jeep I ran to Marie's car and gave Sam the look of death. I hope he gets hurt at his lil rodeo thing. Pfft...wastin my goddamn time...asshole. I hope I never run into him again...he's in for a hell of an earful about how to treat women with respect. Asking chicks to get naked the very night you meet them, after you've only known them for an hour is not how to behave. God the Wu Tang Clan is on tv, excuse me while I bash my tv in with my giant calculator. How many fat ugly guys do you need to make "uhh" noises?! One is MORE than enough. People wonder why I cant stand rap, it's just a bunch of guys jumping around talking about shooting ho's and poppin caps or whatever the fuck they think is important. Then you have all those other guys in the backround making annoying noises and hopping around like a bunch of monkeys on tweak. I put up with it at Tyler's or at the clubs only because some songs have a good beat, but those aren't hard to come across. All of these guys look whacked out beyond all whacking...I've never seen so much lack of talent since my brother's last recital. *SHUDDER* Or the Subway commercials...I don't care how many fat people eat at Subway and how much wieght they lose, save that shit for infomercials, get that Tony guy who does all those exercise informercials to run around screaming about how if you eat Subway you're going to lose wieght. Bah. If you can't get up off your lard ass to rumble down to your local gym, then I dont want to hear about it. I mean, I've lost alot of weight, and I am proud of myself, but you don't see me going around telling everyone in a stupid jingle about how great going to the gym 3 times a week is. It's not that goddamn hard people. Get over yourself. I'm happy the way I am, I get guys, I look good, I wear a size medium well. It would be nice to be able to glide into a pair of size 3 jeans and wear a halter top, but it's not on my top ten list of things I need to do. I think there are more important things in life than looking good for everyone else in the world. OoOoOoG, I feel like shit, my piercing itches like hell, my stomach is upset ( porkchops aren't that great. ), and my head is swimming. I had a chugging contest with myself last night. I downed 3 forties in a manner of minutes, I'm lucky I didn't puke all over everyone, I sure as hell felt like I was going to. While Marie was upstairs getting laid, I was downstairs with 3 guys and this other girl Sara, and um well, it all ended with several lap dances and a thong show. S'ok tho, all in good fun. I made sure they didn't see much, my shirt, shoes, and pants stayed on all night, cept for when I went to bed, then I took off my shoes. You can be a good tease without having to get naked, it just takes alot of talent and dedication blah blah blah, I should go wonder around the net and see if anything good is out there, Laterbye **Elizabeth** |