Bitch5

Oh-mi-GAWD!! Like don't you totally just LOOOOOVE this pink backround and stuff?! Itis like soooooo cute and stuff, like dontcha know?!
Fuck valley girls.
This backround sickens me and yet...it's all dotty. Wee.
Anyways, I just got back from a party, and I am high as a giraffes ass right now. Friends who throw you parties kick ass. So many fine guys were there. MmMmMm!!!! My high school crush was there...that was so fuckin awesome. I fell in love with this guy my freshman year...I still think of him, 5 years later...if that aint puppy love I dont know what the hell is. I only talked to him like 3 times and all I said was "Yes", "Go left after the Gym." and "No, it's closed until 2 today.". He walked away after my first sentence every time. It broke my heart. Men are nothing but assholes. You guys can kiss my fuckin ass. Playin games with me and shit. If ya'll didn't have a penis and a car, I would be a lesbian.
I have new "rules" for the laptop, 2 hours a goddamn night. I can't do all my editing and socializing in 2 fucking hours. It's impossible. I have too much to do. Bah.
Anyways, I'm back in school now, woot.
I managed to extend 3 classes over a 12 hour period. See I only have 3 hours in breaks between classes. I start at 9am at Life Drawing, get out at noon. Watercolor starts at 1:10pm and goes until 4pm. Ceramincs starts at 6pm and goes until 9. If it wasn't Art stuff, I'd say fuck ya'll and be a educational derelict and skip a term.
Good thing there are boys to ogle on my break. Good coffee too. I should be alright if I didn't have to lug around 50 lbs. of clay to my locker and back through the icey cold, digging for my key...they don't plan out campuses too well. I like college but some things are just wrong.
I'm not good at getting up before noon...I don't know if I could do the whole 7am thing just to look good.
One more thing that sucks about being single...when on the hunt for a man you must, look perfect, be perfect, smell better than you usually do, and to be attentive. When you aint single, you can look like hell in public because you aren't trying to attract people, you dont have to shave EVERY day cos you know your schedule. I know some girls out there are getting what I am saying. You dont have to pay as much attention to your guy either since in a relationship, silence is sometimes a very good thing...
Gah. Too much shit to do, not enough brain cells to complete the operation. I'm in deep sheezy. I suppose I should drop something from my schedule to make space for daily preening. It takes hours of work to make me look good...hours. I feel like Tammy Faye Baker sometimes...look beyond the runny mascara boys!
Pores choking...nasal cavities melting...hair drying out...skin over moisturized...AAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Stop the insanity for the love of JEEBUS! I hate being female...too much work...NO credit.
My friend Drew always asked me...dont you ever dress DOWN? I said...do you WANT your women looking like Frankenstien beat with ugly? He said no. Smart boy. Guys dont get the concept of why women go through so much work just to look good. It's easy. If you MEN weren't so goddamn hung up on a female who wears a size zero, a 36 D cup, and who's hair never messes up and mascara never clumps, then we wouldn't bloody CARE what we look like around you. You expect us to look good, smell good, be smooth. That takes alot of frikkin effort So I think, you testosterone oozing apes should kiss our feet for putting all the effort just to make you happy. You cant tell your friends, "Oh yeah my woman shaves every 3 days, her face is all pimply, her butt is huge, and she smells like old Chinese Food." I think you'd get beat down for dating a chick who fits that description. Hell, I'd deck you myself. Foo.
Anyways, yeah, I'm bored, piss off.
**Elizabeth**