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| The Daily Bitch for 2002! |
| Ok. First off, a shitty New Year to everyone I don't fuckin know. To the rest of you, Yay I suppose. My hangover has left me a touch more grumpy than I usually am so you'll have to fucking excuse me if I offend you. So I haven't edited my goddamn page in so long because see...I am not allowed on my Dad's computer anymore because my bitch ass Art History teacher chose to give me a motherfucking zero in her class. Well anyways, that caused alot of turmoil in my house. My Dad refuses to see that not only did I FAIL, but I managed to fail spectacularly! Anyone...any Joe Fuckshissister can fail a class...but it takes some goddamn talent to get a ZERO! I mean honestly...a zero means no effort was put forth, no assignment was turned in, no test was taken. Ahh, I revel in my zero, I'm proud of it. It is the ultimate sign to the daughter of a whore teacher I have that her class is lame and doesn't deserve my attention. I hope the bitch got my point. Unfortunatly my Dad didn't enjoy the speech I gave him about how a zero portrays how well I can fail, and if I can fail that good, I can pass like a god. He just yelled and took away the laptop. Prick. So I'm on my friend's computer right now ( he's asleep ) checking my mail and toying around. It's about goddamn time too. I've been getting internet withdrawls, my neopet is starving, my mail is unchecked, my site hasn't been updated...RUINS!!! MY PLANS ARE IN SHAMBLES!!!! pfft. I think I shall go recover from my hangover by getting laid. Piss off. **Elizabeth** 6:27pm |
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