Scene:// Scene opens at a EWE House Show in Missouri ahead of this Sunday's Hell Frozen Over pay-per-view. Jobber number one has just got a hard fought victory over masked man number one in a match that hardly anybody in the crowd could give a rat�s ass about. Most had used it as a piss break, mainly because tonight there was no intermission scheduled. The bell has just rung after jobber pinned masked man after a devastating arm drag take down, when suddenly �River� by Good Charlotte begins to blare over the sound system. This wakes the crowd from its near comatose state, and it takes them a second to realise that this is a man they care about enough to boo. Lynx Madison wonders out onto the stage area and is met by a large disapproval from the near capacity crowd. He already has a microphone in hand, and is ready to talk� Like always!
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Wow! I must say� What an amazing match we just witnessed right there in the squared circle! I was a thing of beauty wasn�t it? The timing, the chemistry� The psychology it all clicked! I have to take my hat off� Well I would if I was wearing one� But I take my imaginary hat off to the two men in that ring right now, come on Missouri give it up for them!
Scene:// A few cheer a little, but most boo loudly towards Lynx.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// With that said, more important things are about to happen only days away from now in St. Louis. �Monday Night Chaos� is proudly hitting the airwaves live and exclusive only on pay-per-view with �Hell Frozen Over�! Now for the most part you people won�t get to see it, because� Well you�re poor aren�t you�? Must suck� Once a month here at EWE we like to put on a show that is so good, even the people at home have to watch it. What will make this Sunday�s offering even better is that it will only feature the superstars from �Chaos�, thus meaning we don�t have to share the spotlight with that other show on Wednesday nights.
Scene:// A small �Chaos� chant breaks out but quickly fades.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// We�ve got a few matches worth the price alone, but none are bigger than the true main even of the evening. It will be yours truly, the HearSay from LA � Lynx Madison!
Scene:// Boo�s from the audience.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Taking on Johnny �I�m So Extreme� Chaos.
Scene:// Crowd cheers at the mention of Johnny�s name.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// You people make me sick! You know only a few months ago, if I was to mention the name �Johnny Chaos��
Scene:// Crowd cheers again.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Johnny�
Scene:// Crowd cheers.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Johnny�
Scene:// Again the crowd cheers, and it�s clearly annoying Lynx.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// You know what I�m not going to give you people the pleasure; I won�t mention his name again while I�m out here. Where was I? If I mentioned his name a few months ago you would have boo�d him like you boo me. Do you know why? Because a few months ago he who shall not be named was a man of honour! A man that would do anything necessary to get the win, a man that didn�t let his conscience get the better of him. He truly was extreme.
Scene:// �Johnny� chants break out.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// You�re making my point for me. One day he let his conscience rule his head, and ever since that day the real deal died. Mr Extreme became a pussy cat, and you people loved it! For some strange reason after that he started to do what you all call �The Right Thing�. He helped people, he stuck to the rules� He changed.
Scene:// �You suck� chants now ring around the arena. The jobber not knowing what to do heads towards the ropes to leave the ring.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Whoa whoa whoa there Jobber old friend, stay put. I will get to you in a second. When he started listening to you people he changed and left behind who he was. The moment he let you people into his head, the Extreme Connection was dead. I was on IR and he went in a different direction. He went from being a friend, to not even picking up the phone to see if I was ok. Don�t get me wrong, this may seem like I�m bitter because a so called friend left me high and dry, it�s not that at all. It�s a fact that I liked and respected what he was all about, and it just changed without prior warning. When I came back from injury I wanted to see if the real person was still there, but he wasn�t. Now here we are today, scheduled for a match on pay-per-view where the only way to win is to bust your opponent wide open so that they bleed all over the arena.
Scene:// Boo�s echo around the arena again, as Lynx takes a moment to think about what he just said.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// This brings me to you Jobber!
Scene:// Jobber looks around like he scared witless, not wanting to be on the end of a beating after he�s already had a match.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Don�t look so scared you worthless so called wrestler. I don�t get payed enough for these stupid little house show�s, so I don�t get my hands dirty. I leave that job to you and the ring crew. Jobber I�m not going to come down there and beat your ass. I�m not going to come down there and make you bleed to make an example of you. Like I said, not payed enough to do it. You can help me though, so what I want right now is for you to stand in the middle of the ring.
Scene:// Jobber looks confused.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Go on! Middle of the ring, I promise you it�s harmless. I�m not going to come down there and make you bleed or anything, just move to the middle of the ring.
Scene:// Jobber hesitantly moves toward the middle of the ring, he checks his positioning and signals that he�s there.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Right, good! See that wasn�t so hard now was it?
Scene:// As Lynx finishes his sentence Jobber is showered from above with a red liquid, completely covering him in a split second. Jobber is in shock, the ring awash with what looks like blood. Jobber tries to wipe away the blood from his eyes as Lynx laughs.
Lynx Madison:// Lynx Madison:// Can you see that Johnny? That man is completely covered head to toe in blood� Pigs blood admittedly, but that�s not the point. He is an example of what you will be like on Sunday night! People will say that it�s not possible to spill your blood as much as I covered that guy� I guess it�s my job to prove them wrong huh? Last pay-per-view I sent in an alternate because I didn�t think you were worthy of my time at that moment. Not this time! Come Sunday you will get me one on one in the center of that ring, and it will be one night you wish you had never entered the arena. On Sunday Johnny I�m going to make you bleed and I�m going to enjoy every last second of it� That�s The HearSay!
Scene:// With Lynx drops the microphone and his music starts to play. Jobber is still in shock at what just happened, but Lynx seems completely unfazed by it all. The crowd boo�s loudly as Lynx motions to them with his arm�s outstretched. He turns and heads through the curtain as the scene fades to black.
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