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We open at an EWE House Show. We've just seen Delirious beat Rick Cage in a pretty poor match, the fans are lacking in enthusiasm and some are about ready to go home. That is of course until "The River" by Good Charlotte hits the sound system in the arena. The fans raise to their feets to boo the holy hell out of the man that has just walked through the curtain. The ever cocky Lynx Madison pushes his way through the curtain and the boo's hit him like a train, he feigns being taken back by the reception but he laughs it off and flips the fans off. He walks to the ring slowly, trying to annoy the fans even more by wasting the time they do have to go get drunk/layed/raped after the show. He climbs into the ring and moves to the center where he just holds his arms out with his head facing the mat, the crowd boo's even more. Lynx laughs and grabs a microphone from the ring announcer...

[LYNX MADISON]
I'm beginning to think that you people may not like me...

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"YOU SUCK" chant.

[LYNX MADISON]
No no, lets get this straight. I don't suck. I get sucked. Your mom's suck... Some of your dad's suck... Your sister's suck... Well... Your sister's probably suck you guy's let's be honest! I mean really, I've not seen a bunch of inbreds this bad since I went to Alabama and met a guy who's sister was his mother!

[SCENE]
"ASSHOLE!" chant.

[LYNX MADISON]
We could go on forever like this, I can call you assholes... Talk about how I did your mom's, your sisters and your aunts but I won't. I won't talk about how they liked it, until I was fully in and it made them cry a little... We won't go there, lets just get down to business and talk about what's been going on around here shall we?

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The chant's die down, the odd "YOU SUCK" from a fan can be heard.

[LYNX MADISON]
I returned to action this past week, and it was a triumphant victory for yours truley! I finally got to put those stupid DMW bitches in their place after I pinned Scotty Blaze... Again... And put DMW back down the pecking order where they belonged. I made a turnbuckle into a deadly weapon on Monday night and I proceded to ram the Green Blazer's face into it... You know for experiment's sake? I wondered if it would knock someone out... What do you know? It put Scotty in la la land faster than one of his special cigarettes do! Then I thought I better cover him because he obviously needed some help, so while I did I held onto the ropes... Just so I could look toward the ramp way to inform the ref if and when the medics were showing up. It wasn't my fault he didn't stop me from holding the ropes... Apparently you're not supposed to! Anyway when I saw that nobody was coming to help, I thought I may aswell give them a reason to come down there.

[SCENE]
Lynx stops for a second, his playfull look disapears and he looks sternly toward the audience.

[LYNX MADISON]
I went outside the ring, grabbed a couple of chairs so that me and Johnny could shatter Blaze's skull. One conchairto was all it would take to put DMW on the shelf PERMANANTLY! Something didn't go quite to plan though... Someone screwed up, and Johnny you know who that was! You had a choice to make on Monday night and you firmly took my question and shoved it where the sun didn't shine. You turned your back on me Johnny, you dropped the chair and left me high and dry. The stoner got up and nailed me with the meat hook, and it's all because of you. I required intensive massage therapy tis week on my neck because of that move, a therapy that cost me a fair amount of time and money... Not that the money matter's you know, but my time is precious. After that incident Johnny I went backstage... Well you know what happened there. I beat you within an inch of your life, I showed you the meaning of extreme! You were nothing but a lifeless reck when the officals pulled me off. It lead me to a decision later during the past week.

[SCENE]
Lynx pauses and sighs before continuing.

[LYNX MADISON]
I'm a team player Johnny, and as you know Final Cut is approaching. Team Chaos will take on Team Xplosion, and this week I was asked to take part as a member of Team Chaos. Stone Cold came to me and said he needed me to be part of the team because he wanted to win. He wanted to show Xplosion just what Chaos had to offer... I turned him down. He said...

[LYNX MADISON as STONE COLD]
What?

[LYNX MADISON]
I said I can't do it. He said...

[LYNX MADISON as STONE COLD]
What?

[LYNX MADISON]
I said I have something that superseeds the Chaos vs Xplosion battle in the main event, I told him that I have to face Johnny Chaos and it has to be at Final Cut.

[LYNX MADISON as STONE COLD]
What?

[LYNX MADISON]
He said, and I just nodded to him. I said it has to be done. He said...

[LYNX MADISON as STONE COLD]
I'll think about it...

[LYNX MADISON]
I smiled...

[LYNX MADISON as STONE COLD]
I'll think about it while you take on Snake this week.

[LYNX MADISON]
That took me back a little. You know Snake is a legend here in EWE, and I can't get too many better to warm up for my impending match with Johnny Chaos. A man that's held practically everything there is to hold... But then I got to thinking... I've beat him already! It's true, check the list of my beaten opponents. Snake's name is on the list firmly at number two. I beat him when I was only in my second singles match in EWE. I beat him when we were on Xplosion. Months down the line, alot of water under the bridge... I'm better now. I'm better than I ever was back at the start of my EWE career. Snake won't know what hit him. The former world champion will get yet another ride down Madison Avenue, get to revisit the place he's probably long forgotten about. That and he's got a stupid name! Only computer game character's are called Snake, and even he's over the hill. Snake is no different. I'll breeze past him faster than his career has, and then it's onto Final Cut. Johnny will regret ever crossing me. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer they say Johnny... We're not close anymore!

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Fade to black.