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It's been a long time coming, but finally Lynx Madison is back in the EWE locker room and he's ready to take on the world! After being out for a few months with a serious knee injury, Lynx came back to Chaos this past Monday. It wasn't quite the return many were expecting however, as he showed up and cost Johnny Chaos his tag team match. Madison and Choas both members of the Extreme Connection, had a heated confrontation backstage after the match. Lynx accusing Johnny of going soft, and that he's changed while he's been out. Lynx set up this week's tag team match. Both men would pair against old enemies DMW, but Lynx wants to see Johnny show him that he's with him and not with the fans...
We join Lynx at his home in Los Angeles, it's been a while since we've been here. Lynx is in what looks to be an office, sitting at a big desk. Computer to his left, Lynx appears to be sorting through some bills...
[LYNX MADISON]
You know it doesn't matter what happens to you, you could be at deaths door and still somebody is billing you for something! Damn vultures! Some people that had been off work for as long as me would be in alot of trouble... Lucky for me I'm stinking rich!
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Lynx comes to an envelope with an EWE logo at the top of it. He opens it, reads and see's it's confirmation of his booking to appear at Chaos this week.
[LYNX MADISON]
The wrestling return of the HearSay! It's been a long time coming, and I'll tell ya... It feels good! I tried to carry on with an injury, and it just wasn't right. Now though I'm 100% and unfortunately for Scotty Blaze and K~Dawg, they are going to be the guys I take months of anger out on. It's fitting really if you think about it. Scotty Blaze is the last guy I beat, DMW were the reason I've been on the shelf. So it's only right that in my first match back I get to beat Scotty again, and help to destroy DMW for what they did to me.
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Lynx puts the letters down and stands up from the desk. He stretches a little and then heads out of the room, down the hall and into the kitchen. He grabs a glass out of a cupboard, places it down and gets some milk from the refridgerator. He pours until the glass is full, then places the carton back.
[LYNX MADISON]
Rehabbing a knee injury isn't the best way to pass the time... Infact I'd go as far as saying it completely sucks major donkey anus! You can barely move, when you do it hurts. It doesn't take much for you to get in a bad mood, feel a little bit down. You can do with some friends during that time, just to give you a bit of a lift. After I had a little surgery done, Johnny gave me a call to check to see if I was alright. It was good to hear from him, sitting in a hospital bed after surgery you wonder where you're gonna go from there. Johnny's call was appreciated, it made me want to heel up as fast as I could, so we could go about kicking DMW's ass again. Maybe even go on to challenge for the Tag Titles... How quickly things change! After that first call that was it... Nothing! Not a "How are ya?" or a "How's the rehab going?". NOT A DAMN THING! You know Alex gave me a quick call a month or so ago, mainly talked about how many vagina's he's seen since I went out injured. That was the only call he gave... I thought we were a team, and when a team member is in trouble, you rally round. You make sure they're alright. I felt like I was cast aside, like I didn't matter. I couldn't help them win their matches so why should they bother..? I was just a part in the Extreme Connection machine, and I was out for repair... What use was I if they couldn't use me?
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He sips from the glass as he heads into the lounge, there he sits down in a big leather recliner.
[LYNX MADISON]
I'm not entirely sure what happened while I was away, but all of a sudden Johnny and Alex started to give a damn what the people in the audience... The people at home thought. One of the great things about the Extreme Connection is that we could do whatever we wanted, when we wanted and there wasn't a damn thing anybody could do about it. While I'm away though alot of crap goes down. Alex loses the EWE Championship, Johnny wins it. Johnny loses it in seconds to of all people John Cena. Cena for the last couple of weeks has done nothing but make Johnny and the Extreme Connection look weak! That's all about to change though, because this week... I'M BACK! I'm gonna help Johnny get back on track and get him focused on what really matters, and it sure as hell isn't the fans! I'm going to make him realise once again that it's the Extreme Connection that matters, that we are all that matters. I've seen him lately playing it fair, by the book... I know and deep down so does he that the rules were made to be broken, and he needs to taste the deceipt again. A closed fist hidden from a referee, a sneaky low blow... Johnny seems to have forgotten about all the fun he had when he did things how he wanted. Now he seems to get off on a few cheers from some retards sitting in the stands, all cheering and waving there Johnny Chaos signs. I need to show him that those people never did a damn thing for him. He was the reason he was EWE Champion. He's the one that won the belts, not the people!
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Lynx thinks for a moment before continuing...
[LYNX MADISON]
Johnny doesn't seem to know where I'm coming from with this tag match, or why I tripped him on Monday night. I want him angry, Johnny is impulsive when he's angry. It's the Johnny Chaos I know. I tripped him and then had this match set up so Johnny could repay what I went through for him, for the team. I've sat on the sidelines for months, now it's his chance to show his appreciation for what I went down doing. I went down fighting for the Extreme Connection. He needs to show me that he is commited to the team, that he's willing to do whatever it takes to get back to the top. Monday night I'm going to the ring, and you're going to see the HearSay on top form, doing what he does best. More importantly, you're going to see the Johnny Chaos that doesn't give a shit. He does what he wants when he wants. The Johnny Chaos that doesn't get punked out by some jacked up wigger. The Johnny Chaos that would never have been stupid enough to have been in the situation to lose the EWE Championship, so soon after he'd won it. Monday night I'm teaching Johnny a lesson he needs, one that he deep down desperatley wants... You'll see!
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The HearSay picks up a remote and flicks the TV on. He searches through the channels and eventually lands on EWE HeatWave. Inbetween their jobber matches they show highlights of matches this past week on Chaos. They then cut to a K~Dawg segment...
[LYNX MADISON]
You've gotta be kidding me! As if having to share the spotlight with them ain't enough on Monday night, the wannabe wigger is on my TV screen now too? Kurtis, do you have any idea how stupid you look? Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? I got a news flash for ya Porter... YOU ARE WHITE! You're whiter than white. SPEAK ENGLISH! How about a little pronunciation you stupid peace of shit!? "We da DMW V.2 bitches! Tha Dawg in da hiz-ouse!" Give me a fucking break! You know all the while I sat at home healing the bad wheel, I listened to you talk about being the "EC Killa". Firstly it's spelt K-I-L-L-E-R retard. Secondly you are beyond deluded numbnuts! Did you beat me? Yeah sure, twice infact... I know that because you have never stopped mentioning that fact. You and Scotty got victories over me, sure you did. Hollow victories though Kurtis, you know it and I know it. You know for a fact that me at 100% is way too much for you to handle. You know that you beat me with injuries, and I've accepted that. Problem you have now though is that I'm fully fit and able, and I'm ready to beat some sense into you!
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K~ Dawg is still rambling on about his "record" against Extreme Connection. Lynx just seems to be growing bored of listening to Kurtis talking about the exact same thing over and over again...
[LYNX MADISON]
You know I'm so sick of listening to this guy go on about his dream to become EWE Champion, how he's never going to give up. Does he think he's the only one? There are plenty of guys in the back who want and dream about being EWE Champion, hell I'm one of them. Problem is Kurtis that you're simply not good enough to have that belt in your possesion. You're simply not good enough to take it from whoever has it around their waist. You couldn't beat Alex for the title, you wouldn't be able to beat Cena for the title. If I had it around my waist... You wouldn't even get a shot at the title, I wouldn't wanna be wasting my time with a nobody like you! Your promos are so boring, week in week out same old shit. I think I care more about a Delirious promo than one of yours! "ITSTRUEOHMYGODIWENTTHERE!". I beat Lynx, I beat Johnny, I beat Extreme Connection, I have herpes, I have pink eye, I've got AIDS... It's all the same fucking thing Kurtis, and by now I would have hoped that you'd caught on and realised... NOBODY CARES! Your dream means shit. Your tallent is over rated. Come Monday night, you will finally get a Lynx Madison at 100%. Monday night I'll shut you up once and for all. You could say that on Monday night I become "Da DMDubya Killa". But I'm not retarded enough to go around calling myself that, because quite honestly... It's not that big a deal. You're about as important a group as the shit that some six year old picks off his shoe with a stick. You and that over-rated stoner the Green Blazer haven't got shit on me or Johnny. It's about damn time that you realised that, and after Chaos... You will!
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Lynx clicks the TV off and throws the remote onto the couch.
[LYNX MADISON]
Oh and Porter...? That's the HearSay!
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Fade to black.
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