The "Things That Look Like Things" Gallery!
The world works in funny ways. Pets and owners look alike. Donuts and bagels do too. Well sir/ma'am, here at Judinkle_land, I feel it is high time something was done about it. So, I bring you my exclusive gallery of "Things That Look Like Things"! Enjoy!
Doesn't the action figure on the left look like an angry version of pleasant, lovable TV chef Jacques
Pépin on the right? Really, it's uncanny.
On the left we have a horse. On the right, Africa. The details are identical , right down to the
African country Lesotho (surrounded by South Africa) as the nostril. Wow.
How about this one, huh? On the left, we have Hebrew Academy alum Jenya Labunskiy. On the right, the ace of the Toronto Blue Jays' pitching staff and reigning American League Cy Young winner, Roy Halladay. How bout that?
On the right is French Stewart, the lovable moron/transmitter from the classic television programme "Third Rock From The Sun." On the left, longtime German NBA small forward and literacy advocate Detlef Schrempf.
Yes, I have done it again. Thank you for noticing.
Well, friend, that's all there is for now. Surely, in the future, I will discover a greyhound that looks like Gerald Ford, a jack-o-lantern that looks like Dennis Rodman, or a Pop Tart™ that looks like Paul McCartney. Perhaps a soufflé that looks like Pope John Paul II. A plant that looks like a stork. Or maybe a flashlight that looks like Condeleeza Rice. Who knows? It may take me a wee while, but I'll keep my eyes peeled, and I hope you'll do the same. Until then, I must say goodbye. To misquote Leonard Nemoy, "Keep watching those pies."