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• Click the Refresh button, not that it'll help.
   
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (It is. Don't bother.)
   
• To check your connection settings, click the Close button at the top of your screen, and then scream random curses. This won't help, but I'd find it entertaining.
  If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
  it can't. Sorry.
• Some sites require you to have pictures of muffins stored on your hard drive, quality peach, blueberry, and above. Keep in mind, if the pictures are of bran muffins or any muffin made with any vegetable, the site will remain inaccessible.
• Click the Help menu and then click Online Support button to email Customer Services, and ask them where to find pictures of muffins, wafers, and/or Richard Nixon. You'll be glad you did. Trust me.
• If you are trying to reach a secure site (which you aren't), make sure your Security settings can support it. (This is the part where you'd be explained how to verify and/or alter your security settings, but you'll feel better if you do it yourself. You can do it!)
• Click the Print button to do something you don't want to do.