Randomness at its best. Guaranteed*.
*Not an actual guarantee.
Do you like cats? I do. I mean, have you ever wondered what's going through a cat's mind when it sinks its claws into its owners legs? What if the pants are Armani? Does that cat care that his owner's now down a couple thousand do-re-mis? And what if those pants are tweed? Or spandex? Does the cat have any idea what a horrible fashion statement it has become a part of FOREVER?
I like parfaits.
Ferraris are nice, but do you know what I really want in the automobile department? The cash equivalent of ANY CAR ON EARTH. Even if it is from a country in the Former Soviet Union that doesn't even exist anymore.
Yes, the somewhat portly man in the background is William Howard Taft, the 27th President of the United States.
Eggplants aren't very egg-like. I mean, have you ever seen a purple egg? If you have, I would like to purchase this egg. I will start a collection of oddly colored eggs. I also want a fuchsia egg, a light purple egg, a puce egg, a hot pink egg, and possibly a light purple/goldenrod egg hybrid. If you have any of these, Email Me!
What's so incredible about the bearded lady at sideshows? So its a lady who has a beard. How 'bout this: We leave the show business to professionals, and others stay out, no matter how hairy their faces are.
Dollar bills are cool. Did you ever fold George Washington's head in a manner that it appears to be a mushroom? I haven't. But it sounds cool. Know what else is cool? Mutated sponges. Think about it.
What's the deal? Why do they call it New Mexico? After all, it's not new, and it's not Mexico, well I'll tell you why! Because somebody said so! That's why! Follow the leader, even if it means calling America a part of Mexico. The only reason I bring this up is because I think the ex-Taco Bell chihuahua is stalking me. I can't see him, but I know he's there. I can sense his presence. Or maybe I just want pie. Apple pie. I like muffins.
What if strawberries were actually made out of straw? They'd taste terrible! Are blueberries really blue? Aren't they sort-of purple-ish? Go figure. Speaking of purple, I have nothing else to say. That, however, has never stopped me before. As such... I don't know. How about a list? Ok. Here is a list: buckwheat pancakes, hemp blankets, pigs in a blanket, upside-down cake, cinnaberry flavored dental floss, the Cincinnati Bengals, student's dictionary, dishwasher detergent, artificial leg, defibrillator, Ravi Shenkar. Hu-AH!
Yay.